The Sketchywallflowr
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Joined 06-08-05, id: 828814, Profile Updated: 02-27-12
Author has written 15 stories for Firefly, Artemis Fowl, and Scrubs.

I am The Sketchywallflowr. I'm one of those authors that believes that if you're going to write something, even something as lame as fan fiction (yes it is lame, admit it!), you have to write it well. And I always try to write well, so feel free to give constructive critcism to my stories. Or you can flame me, I could not give a crap. I only listen to people who have intelligent or kind things to say.

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Cold Comfort by RomanceGuru reviews
One-shot/Missing scene. Jayne & Inara, set in between HOG & OIS. Inara needs something… R&R :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jayne, Inara - Complete
Mind Waves by teh liz reviews
Jayne should not be brushing River's hair. [Rayne. PostBDM.]
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Descent by Dakota-Jones reviews
When Serenity is literally pulled from space, the crash landing leaves them in a small, seemingly deserted town with River nowhere to be found. However, the abandoned town of Silent Hill has dark secrets that may claim the lives of the crew...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
Everything I Have by Dakota-Jones reviews
River wasn't the only Tam that the Alliance meddled with to further their agenda... Mal::Simon, slash, violence, language, nothing too bad.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Mal, Simon
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At Odds to Even reviews
The dust from the aftermath of Miranda has settled, and while the crew is moving on with their lives, there are still loose ends to tie. Simon is still determined to bring his sister back to the way she was, but he can't do it alone. He's asking for help, and he gets it... just not exactly the help he thought he needed.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,843 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Simon, Jayne
The Confusion Abounds reviews
Sequel to 'A Class Act'. It's more of what we love about fanfic- the love triangles, the angst, the jealousy, the 'I Love Lucy'-esq haphazardness. Oh the hijinx that will ensue!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008
Adam Morrell reviews
A fic for a secret santa. River's time at the academy, and the secret lives of the Tams.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - River, Simon - Complete
So She Dances: Balance reviews
A response to a challenge given by OriginalBubble; River finds a way to balance herself in her own hectic mind. One-shot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Drew the Line reviews
Mal has found an obnoxious stowaway on board. No one can justify her staying, but everyone seems to get along well with her and she's the only person crew included who seems to understand River's troubled mind.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
The Night Out reviews
Somehow or another, Elliot has been tricked into going out tonight with the janitor. But as bad as she expects it to be, she isn't quite prepared for what's in store.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Smuggled Goods reviews
Serenity has taken on a few passengers... A few more than they expected. “Hell,” Zoe moaned. “Does this mean every renegade who needs to run somewhere is gonna come looking for us?”
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Matter of Trust reviews
Jayne's been arrested for a crime he says he didn't commit, and Mal might be the only person who can keep the merc from the hangman's noose. But what if Mal doesn't believe his innocence? Some MalJayne slash.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Jayne, Mal - Complete
Great Green Beast of Jealousy reviews
This is a slash idea I had that takes place a bit before “War Stories” that might help explain why Wash seemingly out of the blue has issue with Zoe and Mal being so close.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Wash, Mal - Complete
Say Again? reviews
There is someone following Butler and Artemis... but she wants WHAT?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Butler
Night of a Thousand Kisses reviews
All inhibitions lost. Strong sexual content.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
God Falling reviews
...the ship slowly floated down to the ground, fire blazing out behind it... it looked like God falling to his knees.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
The Bet reviews
Jayne and Simon doing what they do worst: getting along. Mal and Zoe doing what they do best: retaliating.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,310 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
A Class Act reviews
It's everything we love about fanfictions romance, angst, shipping and slash! Who gets paired, who gets dumped, and who gets Jayne? Some language may apply. And guaranteed sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Therapy reviews
Jayne has become River's new therapist. 'New Age' doesnt even begin to cover it. Strong language and lots of sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete