Crazyman03
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Joined 05-22-17, id: 9247764, Profile Updated: 06-29-20
Author has written 7 stories for Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and RWBY.

I'm updating this (again) cause it looked so horrible back then (and right now).

Hello there you idiots. My name's Crazyman03, welcome to my profile page. The same page which contains the single greatest writer in all of the universe! Better than Wilhelm Shakespear and Jay Kay Raoling. Now you may think that I have an ego problem, but is it really considered narcissicism when all the things I'm saying is true?

Okay, joke time's over. Time for the real intro.

Name: Look at the profile name.

Age: Barely legal senior citizen.

Gender: Male.

Some things that I like:

Food - I don't care what you say! If you don't like to eat, then I have no idea what kind of sick bastard you are.

My house - I love my house more than anything else. It's a safe haven for an internet degenerate such as myself.

Games - Tekken and some other stuff like Persona and Yakuza series. Not gonna lie, those are pretty much the ones I play.

Guitar - To prove that I'm not a virgin.

Writing - A hobby that somehow turned into a potential career option. Writing is pretty fun, you can unleash all the inner thoughts you have and convey it through poetic words (or not so poetic ones).

Some of the things I don't like:

Losing - I'm not the sore loser, you are!

Having bad grades - To be honest, if I have horrible grades; then it's most likely that I'm the one to blame. Hey, it's not my fault that algebra was difficult.

Wounds - Now you must be laughing, "Ha! He's afraid of getting hurt! What a loser!". But if I come right inside your home with a metal pipe aimed right on your ass, you better not cry when I swing it.


Stories created:

All SVTFOE stories - paused in the meantime.

I Make Fun Of RWBY Ships - Still making fun of. (More of a side hobby)

Blonde Memories - Incomplete (Still going)

Jerk Of All Trades - Incomplete (Still going)

Fashion Designer Disaster - Incomplete (Still going)


NAQ's (Never Asked Questions)

"Who are you?"

That's a great question! Unfortunately, I'm not too keen on having to spill my identity in the internet. Thus, this question will be ignored.

"Why did you start with writing SVTFOE and not RWBY?"

I felt that SVTFOE was a great starting point for me as a newbie writer. People don't judge, people are not that analytical, and it was pretty much safe to try out any unique idea because the show had magic in it.

A prime example of this would be "One More Shot" which was the second story I had released back then (with the first one being deleted due to cringe overload). The story mainly talks about Marco travelling back to time just to restore his unrequited love between him and Star. Now it sounds rather enticing now that I say it, but my execution and writing in that story was unreadable at worst and average at best.

Sure, it might not garner as much attention as per se; the RWBY fandom, but it was the perfect training ground for me is what I'm saying.

"Why did you choose the name 'Crazyman03'?"

Why not?

"How long are you planning to write in this site?"

I'll try to write as much as possible as I can on this site. that doesn't mean I'm thinking about my stories 24/7. Gotta live my life like every other normal person on earth as well. As long as I can improve, I will write stories to the best of my abilities.

"Where do you live?"

Somewhere at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

"Why do you have a P a treon account?"

*Looks at empty wallet* ...No reason...?


If you want to support me (even though I'm fine with you guys reading), you can go to my P a treon account:

P a (/) Crazyman03

- I shut my account down in the 'it-shall-not-be-named' site. Figured that I'm not really a person one should be worth supporting, considering the fact that I have mediocre writing skills that barely transcends into the world of writing.

So yeah, read my stories. That'll be more than enough support for me.

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Big Brother: Ozpin by Arrancon reviews
Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 198,508 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Ozpin, Cinder F., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Thick Headed Fools by FalseRobot reviews
Updated Summary: Set against a backdrop of a post breach Vale, Yang Xiao Long and Adam Taurus encounter one another. But can they and the rest of Remnant deal with the rippling effects of their encounter?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/24/2018 - [Adam T., Yang X.L.] [Ilia A., Ruby R.]
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alikeā€¦? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8676 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 8,573 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Echoes of Screams by Bedrock Armor reviews
Star was tortured and manipulated. Marco was abused and bullied. Star suffers from constant nightmares and PTSD. Marco suffers from anxiety attacks and depression. What happens when they meet? Will their tortured pasts connect them together, or does everything only get worse? And most importantly, can they even survive their daily life without falling apart and losing their sanity?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,515 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/6/2018 - [Star B., Marco D.]
Honey by Imyoshi reviews
What started as an innocent game between Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao Long quickly grew in depravity the longer they played. Both were too boneheaded to quit, so boundaries broke to one-up the other. Soft lips tipped the scales. A touch of skin drove them mad. An audience raised the stakes. However, common sense flew out the window when playing alone. "Oops, my finger slipped."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 420 - Published: 12/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Until You Realize by FanfictionForDayz reviews
Star finally gets her wish to go out with Oscar and is extremely excited about it. Unbeknownst to her, Marco has a crush on her and is heartbroken when he sees them dating but tries to be happy for her anyway. Star is completely oblivious to this until Marco makes a new friend and things start to go awry. Will Star realize her feelings before its too late?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,180 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/15/2017 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Star B., Marco D.
A Quest for the Falling Star by robertkellett reviews
Marco Diaz feels lost and confused; his best friend left Earth, his dimensional scissors aren't working and his friends/family has forgotten about Star. Finding his way into Mewni through the help from a friend, Marco goes on a grand adventure as learning about the monster races and history of Mewni along the way.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 150,181 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Star B., Marco D.] [Jackie L. T., Tom] - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7921 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 7,190 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
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Blonde Memories reviews
Blonde hair. That's all she could remember about him. For the longest time; she tried to find him, the friend that managed to influence her as a child. She never did. But upon landing in Beacon academy, a boy had finally matched her childhood friend in terms of looks and personality. Had Weiss finally found him? Or is it just another trick of reality?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,862 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/21/2019 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.]
Hey! It's me, Star! reviews
Did you think it was over?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,890 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Star B.
Fashion Designer Disaster reviews
Rejected. As usual. He never knew why she did it. Was it the songs? The flowers? What did he do to get put down like that? He needed help. Maybe a change of clothes? His sisters taught him that wearing something nice can be the difference of whether you score a date or not. Maybe someone could help? Someone who can teach him the art of fashion. Luckily, fate had given him a guide.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/24 - [Jaune A., Coco A.]
I Make Fun Of RWBY Ships reviews
A brief and satirical compilation of RWBY fan shipping. The fandom which is often frowned upon due to the amount of matchmaking between characters of the show. Which is why I'm going to make fun of- I mean, deride the fandom with what I think would be a light-hearted, humor-filled piece of literature. Pease don't kill me... For the love of Oum.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Jerk Of All Trades reviews
Roman Torchwick was definitely a rising star in the Criminal Underworld. Being one of the youngest criminals around with a great sense of fashion and a good record of stealing, it didn't take too long to get his name around the city. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Being caught by a little girl wasn't in his bucket list, much less attending Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,966 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Roman T., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
One More Shot reviews
"I love you." Were the last words she had ever said after running away from him. These words and her disappearance left him heartbroken. Saddened by the emptiness of his heart, his life deteriorates. Little does he know a certain forger will give him a chance to turn back time.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,386 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Marco D.
Walking Disasters reviews
Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz were infamous for their own reasons. The former being a troublemaker more than a princess and the latter being a social outcast. But what happens if fate had took them together and decided to do more with them? Will an unlikely friendship bloom for these two? Or will they become rivals of the century?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 4/22/2019 - [Marco D., Star B.]