WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

The Guardian of the Sith Temple doesn't particularly care for the new breed of Sith, for all that they've been around for 1,000 years. But they're the only Sith the Guardian knows about. Until one day… Alternately, "How to accidentally join the Sith without really trying."

Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.

With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

It started with a perfectly innocent comment; Han and Soontir blew it way out of proportion. But what else would you expect at a family gathering like this, except for everyone to argue over who the best pilot is? One-shot, response to challenge with Caelestis Kibeth

Alternative title - "How to Steal a Dwarf". Post BoFA and LoTR, set in the Undying Lands. A bit of cracked fun and a certain burglar who is asked to steal a dwarf from the Halls of the Waiting. Afterlife fix-it. Thranduil/Wife. Kili/Tauriel. Legolas and Gimli deep and abiding friendship. Frodo. Sam. Humor, romance, fun, and a little theft.

After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!

And what, I can write up contracts that can strip the magic of any of my descendants that are inescapable? So how about one that says 'Don't be a bad person? or even 'Don't marry muggles? I can't see certain families passing that one up. And what is a marriage, anyway. If it is so arbitrary, you expect me to believe 'magic itself' or something cares about human marriage?...

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

COMPLETE. For the sake of his pride, Jiraiya's going to imagine that his double went out in the bed of some voracious and lusty twins—no, make that triplets, with everyone wildly satisfied and a smile on his face. The whole alternate universe thing is easier to swallow that way. Mentions of slash.

When Sherlock was seven, he developed an aversion to public transportation, which may or may not have been due to the 600 foot worm that tried to eat him on a trip in New York.

Behold, I control freak have found a new form of entertainment. And I'll share it. /AN: fixed the first chapters.

Orochimaru hears a rumor about the theft of the Forbidden Scroll and discovers a sure-fire way to defeat his old teacher.

Danny Williams and Steve McGarrett meet Iron Man and Captain America and Danny explains that superheroes are the one thing he doesn't miss about being a New Jersey cop.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

When Ratchet became guardian to the young twins, he swore he'd do whatever was necessary to keep them safe.

At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.

John doesn't stop for Stamford. Instead, he takes Jefferson Hope's cab home.

Howard Stark tried for years to find Steve Rogers, using every ounce of his genius and every bit of tech that he could imagine. When Tony and Bruce come across some of that tech, they end up finding someone else.

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

Lucifer's greatest sin was pride. After millennia in the Cage, did he really think Gabriel wouldn't learn anything new?

All they want to do is go home for Christmas, but the galaxy seems to be conspiring against them...

Sometimes, that which you have triumphed over rises up to choke you once more. The Enterprise and her crew had watched the Narada vanish into that singularity forever. Right?

Two maverick captains. One impossible mission. The beginning of an epic partnership.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

How was he supposed to find – let alone get his hands on – three legendary Artefacts, hidden by a fearsome Dark Lord, under heavy protections, in the most secure places in the wizarding world?... He couldn't. Perhaps it was time to seek professional help.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Optimus Bob and I are co-writing a fun uh, not so little piece for you! Autobots and Decepticons, forced to work together? What will happen? Adventure and enemy-cooperatin' fun!

Sailor Moon meets her match when an old enemy returns with something more powerful than all her previous foes combined... common sense...

Have you ever read something in HP that made you tilt you head and go, excuse me could you please repeat that? This fic is one of those.

The war lasted a long time and some orders fell between the cracks. Now that it's over, forgotten soldiers are coming out of the woodwork.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

One fateful Halloween night, James reminds the world that he IS a Marauder.

One Shot. The Enterprise doesn't escape the Narada's black hole, and like dominoes falling one after another, the future is rewritten. Yet again. Implied Kirk/McCoy.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Set pre-series. Swindle gets transferred to a new unit. One-shot Combaticon get-together fic.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.

How could the Wreckers have done such a thing? IDW.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

G1-ish. Sometimes, all you need is the right sort of NUDGE to get enemies to work together - as Starscream's trine discover when embroiled in a police investigation back on Cybertron. But just what IS that Blue stuff, anyway?

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...

When Pluto, incidentally my favorite planet, was demoted to a dwarf planet, I wasn't happy. I imagine neither was Setsuna. So, how DID she react?

At some point during my twoweek vacation, General O’Neill decided it would be a good idea to barricade the base, seal off the mountain, and declare it a sovereign country.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Naruto had always been a boy of his words. But when he died proving it by bringing Sasuke home, Sakura only realised how seriously he took his nindo. One shot.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

[Harry Potter - Crossover] [HPAUverse-YGOAUverse] [WSW Continuity] [Completed] You've seen stories when Yugi and the gang go to Hogwarts, right? Lets see another take on when they want to say no...

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!

Lucius Malfoy does community service.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.