toucantrebleclefhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Web Shows, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. hey there, i'm toucantrebleclef. welcome to my humble profile page. my fandoms include: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Stranger Things, The Office, Percy Jackson, and various cartoon shows. I will write fanfiction for: the above list, many kids cartoons shows, movies,smaller series. if you want me to write for it and i haven't read the book/movie/show/etc pm me and i just might read it for you. i prefer not to do AUs, they are just not to my preference, and i really enjoy oneshots and continuations. and yes, i will write smut. i had one dan & phil smut that i had to delete because someone got annoyed at it, but i will gladly give you the link if you wish to see it. my tumblr is not-quite-american, and i use she/her pronouns :) please submit requests, i am dying for new inspirations as long as they are not solely AU based. -toucantrebleclef |
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Haunted by sweetestcondition reviews
*Post-TROS Reylo* The kriffing idiot had vanished. Not even a body to mourn. And while Han Solo's entire stash of Corellian whiskey couldn't drown out the memories of that night on Exegol, perhaps it was the reason for the strange voices Rey was beginning to hear. Whispers of a promise she'd heard in a dream – or a nightmare – a long time ago. "I'll come back for you, sweetheart"
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,697 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
How to Lose a Malfoy in Ten Days by RiddikulusRaven reviews
Hermione Granger has had enough of Draco Malfoy's cocky and reckless behavior. He's the Head Boy, and he ought to be acting like it. As the Head Girl, it is her job to take him down a notch or two. Draco, however, is more than happy to continue his current ways. He bets Blaise that he can get any girl to fall in love with him. But the girl he must woo is Hermione, his sworn enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obligatory by jeffthemermaid reviews
A new and unforgiving marriage law forces Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger into each other's unwelcoming embrace. But is there an even crueller twist of fate waiting around the corner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Public Displays by RiddikulusRaven reviews
Fed up with Ron and Lavender's nauseating displays of PDA, Hermione impulsively throws herself at the next guy who walks through the door. In hindsight, she probably should have made sure it wasn't her arch nemesis Draco Malfoy before she jumped him. (Cover image by milady666 (DeviantArt); words added by me, but no claim to image.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,298 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Read My Mind by a-little-glimmer reviews
Dan was just a normal high school student, going about his normal life: going to class, talking to friends, crushing on a certain Phil Lester... but Phil's life wasn't normal at all. He had the power to read minds. He didn't use the power, of course, but after running into Dan in the hallway, literally, that certainly changed. hs au. eventual phan. twoshot.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 9/9/2018 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Reliquit by andeemae reviews
Gadge College AU, interconnected one shots, added to as the feeling hits me.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,762 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Gale H., Madge U.] - Complete
The Bath by Magistrate's reviews
After a long night of patrolling Hogwarts, Hermione goes for a bath. She wasn't expecting anyone to join her. Dramione Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/11/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
An Unworthy Partner by AvaJane17 reviews
Fred and Hermione are caught in the strange phenomenon surrounding the Wizarding world after the war has ended. Strange marks have covered everyone's wrists, linking them to their 'soul mates'. The two learn to be together, and fall in love despite the prejudice and continual fighting happening in their world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,538 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Hand of Fate by sweetestcondition reviews
COMPLETE. Rey is offered a choice at the end of Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. In this fic, she takes the hand of Kylo Ren, grasping at the chance to transform the First Order from the inside. She hopes to create a Resistance from within, starting with the heart of Ben Solo. #Reylo
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,758 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 12/18/2017 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Can't Help Falling in Love With You by Phantasmoplast reviews
The gate has been closed, Will has been cured, and the girl who has been haunting Mike's dreams for a year is back. Everything is back to normal. Everything is perfect. There's just one burr: Mike and Eleven are madly in love and it's obvious to everyone except each other. Takes place before the 1 month later epilogue in Season 2.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,367 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W.
Escaping the Monotony of Life by kirbywow reviews
It has been five years since the war ended and peace has finally been restored. Now Ginny has to struggle with the monotonous reality of being a witch in her early 20s'. That is until she is offered the opportunity of a lifetime from the least likely person. Not compliant with Cursed Child. Rated T for alcohol use, some profanity, and light suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
First Time for Everything by supercommpromises reviews
They never planned it, it was just something they knew would happen eventually. When Hopper gets held up at the Police station, Mike and El take advantage of the empty cabin and tell each other how much they love each other. (First time, awkward, realistic, cute, smut, they're supposed to be 18)
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,640 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W. - Complete
The Dare by TassanaBurrfoot reviews
Hermione is invited to a Slytherin House party where a game of Truth or Dare becomes life-altering. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 252,223 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Slytherin's Princess by skigirl51 reviews
What if the Hermione Granger that arrived at Hogwarts was bitter and ambitious? How will the world cope with Slytherin's first muggleborn? This is basic light and Dumbledore bashing, good Slytherin, and a darkish Dramione. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 172,294 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Pansy P. - Complete
Her Flash, Her Barry by steepedinshadows419 reviews
3x12 - Barry shows Iris just how much of him she has. In bed. Barry/Iris. Oneshot.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W. - Complete
Harry Potter oneshot collection by FanfictionFan3601 reviews
A collection of mature oneshots for Harry Potter, M rated for a reason, read at your own caution
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sex Ed Chapter 5: Shower by Phantasmoplast reviews
This is the 5th chapter to my other fanfic, Sex Ed. I highly recommend you read it before this if you haven't already to provide some context. Rated M for explicit sexual content.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Complete
El Byers and the Secret Crush by someone.else.before reviews
Post season one, happy-ending AU. Eleven moves in with the Byers', learns to adapt to ordinary Hawkins life, and tries to figure out why Mike has been acting so oddly since their kiss in the cafeteria. (Hint: it's because he's an awkward middle school boy who doesn't know what he's doing). NOW COMPLETE :D
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W. - Complete
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
Bolt Academy is an elite all-boys school. But it has the most challenging architecture program in the country. Desperate, Annabeth Chase chops off her hair, binds her chest and goes by Andy to achieve her dream. But when her roommate Percy Jackson - a national swimming champion - begins to develop feelings for "Andy," homophobic classmates try to tear them apart. A Hana-Kimi redux.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,150 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Midnight Doesn't Last Forever by ghostystarr reviews
"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Secret Santa by nicola de lenfent reviews
One-shot. Iris' steamy rooftop rendezvous with the Flash has Barry feeling down.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28505 - Favs: 26,238 - Follows: 16,665 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Baby-Sitter by fantasticxfoursome reviews
COMPLETED. Dan and Phil meet when Dan's parents go away for the weekend and Phil is Dan's baby-sitter. Dan falls hard for Phil the first day he meets him and they go the struggles of their relationship, knowing there is an age-gap between them.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
with your heartbeat slowing down by greenconverses reviews
She feels it each night, the strange rhythm his fingers tap out against her skin — the tap, tap on her hip, on her breast, against the small of her back. One night, she decides to ask about it. Leo/Calypso. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Late Nights in the Prefect's Bathroom by carleesimotherofcats reviews
Oneshot. The head boy always wonders where the head girl goes late at night. So one night, he finally follows her. Smut, smut, smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Anniversary by bugmadoo reviews
Draco Malfoy is in charge to organize this year's anniversary with his fiancée Hermione Granger and things don't turn out as they usually do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Threats Fail by Idlesana reviews
A less amazing Phan fiction: Dan falls victim to Phil's touches.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil - Complete
Tick Tock by GoldenAmberInspiration reviews
The conception of Katniss and Peeta's first child.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Mine by draromione reviews
Draco comes home early. Dramione. M for reasons. COMPLETE ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Don't Have To Say Thank You by draromione reviews
Hermione comes to visit Draco. M for reasons. COMPLETE ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleep and Salvation by varicose reviews
Peeta and Katniss in District 12, afterwards.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Certain Romance by Nilly's Issue reviews
The longer Percy and Annabeth are best friends, the more she begins to think about him… that way. Little bit of hot romance, nothing explicit for young readers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 172 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Four Times Percy and Annabeth Almost Have Sex by greenconverses reviews
Four moments leading up to Percy and Annabeth's first time together. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 267 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Badge of Life by Artemis Rae reviews
Nakedness isn't only about removing your clothes. Annabeth is an open book, if Percy can learn how to read her. Percy/Annabeth, set post series, warnings for spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Still the Same by greenconverses reviews
Somehow, Annabeth thought as she stared at the ceiling, she didn't feel different. And weren't you supposed to after you did it the first time? Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO relationship piece.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Doing the Deed by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione, an employee at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, finds herself in a most pleasant position. Fred/Hermione/George smut! Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Dip in the Dark by Eternity85 reviews
One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 203 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Distance Learning by time4moxie reviews
Post Season 3 opener Pam's learning who she is and what she wants, and how sometimes you have to fight for what you want. Rated M for one or two or twelve chapters...
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,629 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 360 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On The Ice by greenconverses reviews
Lily gets a little more than what she was looking for when she agrees to teach James how to ice skate. A fluffy look at the way Lily and James finally got together in seventh year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/9/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Peeta and Gale's story: The Hunger Games reviews
We've read what Katniss percieves about the Districts, the Games, the Capitol and her life. But what goes on in Peeta and Gale's head? How do they see her? What goes unsaid in their life? Let the Games begin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M.
Always reviews
A bunch of scenes connected. Individually, they could be one-shots but they will form a sort of story. Not really a plot. Life for Percy and Annabeth after Heroes of Olympus. Not including Trials of Apollo. Percabeth, fluff? Told from Annabeth's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Annabeth C.
One Minute reviews
One-shot based on a post Dan made a while back: If you had one minute to live, what would you do? 'Ring Phil.'
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2018 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Dormant Magic reviews
Three years have passed since the war has ended, and Hermione never thought she'd see Draco Malfoy again, much less in a Muggle bookstore. A phone conversation she overhead could change everything, Draco has been hiding something for a very long time. The writing belongs to J, K. Rowling, not my work, her story and characters. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M.
