AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS Some of Kristoff's lines seem a little out of character, but the idea is good enough that I can ignore it. Good job :)

I'm dying. That's really stupid, but really funny. For a literal half second I thought he was gonna say he was Santa, King of Christmas.

it's a very cute story, but can you make a Kristanna fanfiction too? I'd love to read it and love u more! :D

I am the reindeer king, called pungent by some.

I freaking cacked myself.
Because a valiant, pungent reindeer king.

Onfg what the literal hell that was amazing and I don't even ship I hahaha I love this

I'm so sorry but I laughed and laughed and laughed. It might have been a good story but as soon as I read "I'm King of the Reindeer" I just kept picturing him announcing that he was santa claus. I couldn't read another word. I came here hoping for a Kristelsa story because they seemed a better fit and I was glad that someone thought so too. So I'm glad you gave me that fix. To be fair to you, I think you should have gone down a slightly different path with this, I mean keep the fact that he's "royalty" if you want to, done right its a decent twist but instead of King of the Reindeer perhaps it would have been better if you'd make the ice herders a nomadic people who didn't belong to their kingdom and he's more of a traveling merchant but really the leader of the people and just didn't realize his bloodline until later or always knew and never cared. Or even the adopted son of the trolls and thus the next in line. Either of those I would have bought a bit more than Reindeer King.

very funny, thanks

strange but good

so cute! haha I wish they had made Kristoff a royal in the movie too but...you can't have everything :P

*before reading* Can't be a crackfic just because of the pairing

*after reading* Ok so it's a crackfic but not because of the paring