Dis da best green fic out dere, don't ya evar let it get lost. I hate ya all fer always makin' da orkz lose, tho.

Poor little guy. I started to route for him. Very cute and fun to read!

9 out of 10.
Short, but quite fun to read. The amount of Orkiness here is interesting to see. And the No-teef and conscript at the end was hilarious.

nice to see a story from the Ork perspective :) Enjoyable to read and well written.

I think you capture the Orks just perfectly here.