"And hand me the syrup."

I'm WHEEZING!

Snarky and Snippy remind me of Martha and George from Percy Jackson

The best line that I have read so far, "if you're offended, you wanted to be."
Hahaha, thank you for that.
Anyways, this is great. Hermione x Snape was not a combination I was expecting, but I love how you portray it. Same with HarryxDraco. This story is full of juiciness and a suspenseful plot. Nicely done!

I love both of these Dynamics so much.

Brilliant and funny, not moving too slow is fast, even gave me butterfliesgorgeous writing. Thanks for publishing it xxx

The weird, seemingly random deviations from canon (giving the Slytherin dorms a portrait rather than it being a blank stretch of wall like in book 2, Having Hermione still be in Divination when she dropped out of it in book 3, etc.) are really pulling me out of this too much to enjoy the execution of this story. I really liked the premis though, and the Witch Way taxi service was an adorable unique idea.

i had to stop reading to say that i’m loving this fic so far! i’m seriously cracking up reading the snakes

so that's why they call him Draco Mouth-full

lemon drops make me cry. they were his favorite

... I am crying with love,
Thought I hate this story's departure,
I will search for a sequel.
I am awesome.
(PJO joke)
Really, loved it.

XD the snakes are amazing, haze as well

Good

The snakes *wheezing* I can't *hysterical laughter*
Poor Snape XD

Absolutely Incredible, Funny, Awesome ideas and Brilliant snarky commentary. The Sneaky Snake leave me laughing and speechless. It is such a cheesy yet intelligent fic, kind of like Robin Hood Men in Tights meet Harry Potter.

Far too many muggle references in the desire to be witty, fairly good writing so far though