Just goes to show that talking when you are supposed to be killing the shithead is a very poor idea.

Nice.

And that is why you should never, ever go in against someone smarter, more skilled, and flat-out more powerful than you when DEATH is on the line!

I just had to throw in the Princess Bride reference.

Jolly well done in general, and I'm glad I finally found something short enough for me to remember to review it when I hit the end.

I really like this!

seems like even heroes ought to read the evil overlord list sometimes...

Ha!
Pragmatism wins!

No offense intended but i think JK messed up the end of the book...Harry won thru sheer dum luck and carried most of the way by everyone else...idk it just seemed to be a farcry compared to what he did in his younger years...i can easily see this beeing what would've really happened considering Harry was never his equal on power at least and that was the only thing Voldemort ever cared about.

Don’t turn wizarding Britain to North Korea

Another great 'Harry Potter' one-shot! Hadn't really thought about it before, but Harry really did talk too much during this scene, as an actually intelligent enemy would have taken advantage and struck him down then. Voldemort's ego seems to have gone through the roof at the end; especially shown when he called himself God-Emperor.

Another good one-shot! Enjoyed it!

You know, you're right. Harry did do a lot of monologuing. But in canon didn't Molly kill Bellatrix before Harry and Voldemort dueled?

I hate this story

This was so realistuc that it wasn't even funny.

That last line made me think that this should be a 40K crossover. D

Once again, it's shown Canon!Harry's power Canon!Voldemort knows not is awesome luck.

Well that was dark&horrid
Dunno what to say