From the title I thought this was gonna be super stupid and then I read it and it my favorite fanfic of all time

For this amazing story I demand something more divine so give me precious metal and make it gold every time. Gold gold gold it reflects this stories light gold gold gold there's nothing quite so bright. So funny. I relate. This is me when McDonalds gave out {satanic monsters} furbys

It’s midnight and I’m fucking terrified

I think you ment her not zher and she nor zhe

Omg that was one if the best SOLANGELO fics ever! I really wanna get a Furby now and experiment

"Salting and burning that motherfucker." How diid you break into my friend Matthew's house?! This was absolutely amazhang and I'll defiinately recommend this to my friends! Keep up the good work.

THIS may be one of the funniest things I have ever read. EVER. FURBUES ARE EVIL!

I think this was a great story sooooo funny has no flaws.

Ok so what if Nico was christian and was told something like don't use the fathers name to cuss or something and he said "God Dammit!" and everyone in the proximity gasped and said, "Nico, Aren't you Christian?", and he says "Well, I didn't use Hades's name!" That would be funny.

Is Alex the same Alex from Magnus Chase? I know this one is agender and Alex Fierro is genderfluid but it is sorta odd that there would be two people in roughly the same fandom with the same name, yet alone the whole gender thing. After typing this I realise that it is probably just because Alex is a unigender name. I feel stupid now.

This story is awesome!

Oh. My. Gods. I will have nightmares for years. This story is so true though!Those Furbys are the creepiest things ever.

YOU'RE A FAN OF MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS TOO?!

On a much calmer note, I had a furry when I was little and it creeped me out so badly!
This is a great fic!

The ending is best one yet I have ever read in many solangelo stories.

Oh my god I love this