This might be the strangest piece I've ever read, and that's saying something.

"I'm a what?"

lmao, also sorry but i'm about to ditch your story to go spend my 5 minutes watching that video instead. Did chuckle tho, gud job brah

If I bow out before the first chapter's reveal, it's not riveting in anyway.

This is amazing.

I am effing confused. The whole first three chapter do not make any sense whatsoever; Obviously, it's a AU but I just can't force myself to go further then this because I'm so utterly confused about the whole thing.

oh lol so bad

What...how...this is...PURE GENIUS! I mean the storyline is absolutely mad, but its written so well. There are parts that make me forget it isn't serious and then wham I'm laughing so hard.

*raises eyebrow* Thank you for considering my opinion on your lovely work. Sarcasm included with purchase, of course.