This is the funniest story in the entire fandom, how the hell am I only finding it now?! Absolutely hilarious! Honestly I love this take and cast of characters so much, just absolutely 10 out of 10.

Huh. The sorting hat being turned into a tea kettle is amazing. Imagine first-years placing a KETTLE of all things on their head and then the kettle talking and whistling steam! Amazing.

this is brilliant! the first chapters are fun and joke, a bit later interesting story with unique humor. I love it!

I swear this is the most unique humor fanfic I ever read until now

I love this

ok great and funny ff but coudnt you have called dumbledore dumblydor that would have been another funny name.

ok really great start though the void outside is unrealistic cause you cant see void but otherwise really great and funny start.

Oh my, it's over? This is such a great story!

Had to stop to just say that part where Harry offers Voldemort the chance to kill him at the end if he helps him or he'll bring him back as toilet paper was one of the most amusing things I've read all year!

Update please!I love the story so much!The characters are cute and interesting,I can't wait to see more their adventures!

This story is HILARIOUS and frankly I don’t understand why you decided to abandon it but each to their own I suppose. Congratulations on a fantastic story!

I'm a moron who didn't realise that you wrote this when I found it on ao3 lmao

This, is one of, if not THE BEST, well thought-out crack-fic I've ever read! It's PURE GOLD! Thank you for this amazing piece of writing..

Me, watching the bit about people not talking anymore: Ok Boomers

I love this one! I just couldn't put it down til I read all of the chapters available. I can't wait to see to see what else you will show us in the amusing AU.