oh god this was hilarious! I love this! Amazing job summing up my future!

Poor Skye is having a bad day and nightmare

Great! And the idea to treat not so nice health issues as superpowers is awesome! Go on and good luck.

This is great. Like, I can't even tell you how much I love this.

Absolutely loved this!

Oh my god XD

This was funny! I liked it.

I was sitting here reading this and trying not to wake my husband up. Too bad Skye doesn't know what a FLIPL is or else she would be right request one. For real though I had a colander try to squib owed for a while computer because one part got lost. They wanted to charge me 3k for it to replace the whole system. I told them if I had to pay for the whole system I was getting the old one.

This was awesome! Sure, the old SHIELD probably could have just written off earthquake power-related damages, but not the new SHIELD. The new SHIELD has to get that stuff paid for, so they have a scary HR department lead by Agent Hollis, and she will make you sign every form necessary to pay for what you broke, maybe until your fingers bleed. Excellent work! :)

LOL! HR are horrible! Poor Skye... she does realise that Coulson could, in theory, stop this, right? Since he's the boss...

This was hilarious XD