This takes selfcest to hight never seen before

It says a lot about my common sense that a giant squid and a owl having that kind of relationship doesn't seem odd. Well now let's see what else you have in store.

I find it a bit unnerving that the final lines imply that the permanent version switches more than looks... talk about becoming the very thing you sought to destroy.

VERY funny, though.

*applause for that last one*

The first one just makes me feel sorry for the Dementors...

I think many people wouldn't consider this to be crack.

But poor Trevor!

It could be worse. You could have included Umbridge. :D

Unfortunately, this is beginning to read like authentic fanfiction. :P

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This... is a mind-expanding story.

...cat's got my tongue.

Still makes more sense than the Dune sequels!

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...this is not why I was expecting this story to be M-rated. In fact, I somehow missed that it was rating as such.
For that, you sick, sick person, you get a Favorite.

should i find it worrying that i want to know the full details of trevor's adventure with umbridge and it sucess...

Literal LOL

What the devil?
Where do you come up with this brilliance?

Thisa one is the best!