Reviews for Twice Upon A Time |
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MagicIceDragon chapter 1 . 5/29 You changed the story what about the snow queen |
Megatronus666 chapter 66 . 1/7/2019 report review for abusejohnd876 chapter 66 . Oct 10, 2018 Farquaad: (Holds his hand up to stop) That's enough. He's ready to talk. (Gingh starts coughing) Farquaad: (Laughing) (Clears Throat) (Grabs Gingy's broken off legs) Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man! Gingy: You're a monster. Farquaad: (Slams the table) I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others? Gingy: Eat me! (Spits on Lord Farquaad) (Grunts) Farquaad: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll... (Reaches for...) Gingy: No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. Farquaad: All right then. Who's hiding them? TELL ME! Gingy: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingy: The muffin man. Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? Gingy: Well, she's married to the muffin man. Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingy: The muffin man! Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man. (Door Opens) Captain: My lord! We found it. Farquaad: Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. (Man grunting while trying to bring a big object down stairs) (One of the guards then removes the sheet covering the object which is revealed the be the magic mirror of the evil queen) (Gasping in amazement) Gingy: Oh! Farquaad: Magic Mirror... Gingy: Don't tell him anything! No! (Gingerbread Man Whimpers) Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Mirror: Well, technically you're not a king. Farquaad: Uh, Thelonius. (Thelonius holds up a handheld mirror and punches the glass which breaks) You were saying? Mirror: What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. Farquaad: Go on. Mirror: (Chuckles) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White! And last, but certainly not the least, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead, from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! So will it be, bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? Guards: Two! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three! Farquaad: Three? One? (Shudders) Three? Thelonius: Three! Pick number three, my lord! Farquaad: Okay, okay, uh, number three! Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. (Escape By Rupert Holmes Playing) Rupert Holmes: If you like piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain. Farquaad: Princess Fiona. Rupert Holmes: If you're not into yoga. Farquaad: She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go... Mirror: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. Farquaad: I'll do it. Mirror: Yes, but after sunset. Farquaad: Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament. |
Megatronus666 chapter 24 . 1/7/2019 Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique. Norrington: *Unique* here having the meaning of *broken*? Jack Sparrow: True enough. This compass does not point north." Elizabeth Swann: ...Where does it point?" Jack Sparrow: It points to the thing you want most in this world. |
johnd876 chapter 75 . 10/10/2018 I think it would have been funny if Gold actually his former self when he looked in the same direction that Travis did. |
johnd876 chapter 68 . 10/10/2018 Grumpy: That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he'd have had us bring a bigger car. (Promptly draws his gun and points it a Bozo) Grumpy: I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash. Bozo: (Looks at his watch, checking it. He sighs) No, no no no. I kill the bus driver. Grumpy: (as Bozo moves a few paces to one side) Bus driver? What bus driver? (A yellow school bus reverses through the bank's doors and knocks Grumpy down. The driver jumps out) Bus Driver: School's out! Time to go! (Laughs) Bus Driver: Cat's not gettin' up, is he? (Loading duffels) Bus Driver: That's a lot of money. What happened to the rest of the guys? (Bozo casually shoots the bus driver dead, then picks up the last duffel and throws it into the bus. Bozo prepares to climb in) Gotham National Bank Manager: Think you're smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he'll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN? Bozo: (Putting a gas grenade in the banker's mouth) I believe, whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... (Takes off his mask revealing the face of the Joker) The Joker: ...stranger. |
johnd876 chapter 67 . 10/10/2018 Poor Unfortunate Souls Lyrics URSULA The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself. ARIEL Can you do that? URSULA My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch to this. And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed pathetic Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them! Yes I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? ARIEL If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again. URSULA But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. ARIEL But I don't have... URSULA I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is... your voice. ARIEL But without my voice, how can I... URSULA You have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha! The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word And after all dear, what is idle prattle for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man Come on you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate soul Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La voce to me Now, sing! ARIEL Aah... URSULA Keep singing! |
johnd876 chapter 66 . 10/10/2018 Farquaad: (Holds his hand up to stop) That's enough. He's ready to talk. (Gingh starts coughing) Farquaad: (Laughing) (Clears Throat) (Grabs Gingy's broken off legs) Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man! Gingy: You're a monster. Farquaad: (Slams the table) I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others? Gingy: Eat me! (Spits on Lord Farquaad) (Grunts) Farquaad: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll... (Reaches for...) Gingy: No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. Farquaad: All right then. Who's hiding them? TELL ME! Gingy: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingy: The muffin man. Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? Gingy: Well, she's married to the muffin man. Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingy: The muffin man! Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man. (Door Opens) Captain: My lord! We found it. Farquaad: Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. (Man Grunting) (Gasping) Gingy: Oh! Farquaad: Magic Mirror... Gingy: Don't tell him anything! No! (Gingerbread Man Whimpers) Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Is this not the most perfect king of all? Mirror: Well, technically you're not a king. Farquaad: Uh, Thelonius. You were saying? Mirror: What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. Farquaad: Go on. Mirror: (Chuckles) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White! And last, but certainly not the least, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead, from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! So will it be, bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? Guards: Two! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three! Farquaad: Three? One? (Shudders) Three? Thelonius: Three! Pick number three, my lord! Farquaad: Okay, okay, uh, number three! Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. ( Escape By Rupert Holmes Playing ) Rupert Holmes: If you like piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain. Farquaad: Princess Fiona. Rupert Holmes: If you're not into yoga. Farquaad: She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go... Mirror: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. Farquaad: I'll do it. Mirror: Yes, but after sunset. Farquaad: Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament. |
Ashazara chapter 63 . 3/14/2018 This is pure curiosity, but why did you have Travis take Elsa’s last name? |
Guest19 chapter 99 . 2/9/2018 I wanna see the Snow and Charming looking for Emma and Travis flashbacks pretty please. |
Guest10 chapter 99 . 2/9/2018 Please can you edit this chapter and put in the Snow & David flashbacks when they search for Emma & Travis. Please? |
Guest22 chapter 99 . 2/8/2018 I thought this chapter was great, but can you actually edit this chapter and put in the flashblacks for Snow and David when they're awake from the curse and looking for Emma and Travis? Pretty please? |
Guest chapter 103 . 10/7/2017 Get started on Twice Upon a Time: The Next Chapter already plus show Annabelle and Ingrid. |
HybridMatrix chapter 103 . 7/31/2017 From start to finish... mann that was long. And yet, still worth it. :D Chapters 1 to 34 in one, 35 to 87 as posted, and I just finished 88 to 103 in one. I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed this story. I am very exited to see how you adapt S7 going forward. (Also, I like how your making henry's story in S7 a separate book. I really would have had trouble finding my place if you had kept it in one. That, and I personally feel that this story is long enough as it is...) :) |
Guest chapter 103 . 5/22/2017 AAAHAHHAHAHAHA INGRID AND ANNABELLE AS TEENS CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT STORY |
GODZILLA1996 chapter 103 . 5/19/2017 AWWWESOOOME HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA! |