Wow, I feel kinda bad for Kankuro now. Trying to be so sincere, and just getting brushed off with a "good job, whoever you're interested in will be very impressed."

lmso that last line

This was quite good actually. I prefer the omake ending, if only to counter balance the sheer amount of harem that feature the other characters as leads.

And because it's thematically appropriate.

This is officially the weirdest ship I've seen.

I love the way you write ️️️

hmmmmmmmm... why not Inoichi?

niice

"Her dad was amazing at not molesting people, even when they bodily threw themselves at him. Though that probably wasn't entirely unrelated to how her mom generally kept a shinai within reach whenever someone female ended up visiting.

Her mom literally had to beat women away from her husband with a stick. Wow.

Sakura silently resolved to never marry a guy who was either as dense or as pretty as her dad. It sounded like an awful lot of work."

Oh my god. This passage was hilarious. Just...I have no words and many tears of laughter.

The first half doesn't exist, though talking Tobito out of the Moon Eye Plan was a good ending, because oblivious!Sakura is just too hilarious.

Thank you.

That is the cleanest Danzo-elimination scheme I've ever seen. Because of course Oro wouldn't hesitate to eliminate his old business partner, and of course Danzo knew it was coming, but couldn't avoid it. That Hiruzen set it up by accident makes it priceless.
Kirito is exactly correct.
You make a solid case for Sasuke as Tsunade's apprentice.
Splitting teams between offence and defence is just good strategy.
Thank you /so much/ for the mental picture of Gai wearing The Hat.
Dammit Jiraiya. XD
Ino made a friend. Dawww.
Good boy, Sasuke.

While sad, Yui isn't exactly suited to the physical world.
Tsunade was exactly correct, every team needs basic medical training.
Asuna and Kirito taking in the boys is completely unsurprising. What is surprising is that nobody *cough* Danzo *cough* is kicking up a fuss about it. Or is that off screen?
Medic!Sasuke makes me giggle. Frustrated!Kabuto makes me giggle harder.

This was so great to read! It's a super unique take on a cross over and I love it! I'm sad Yui was sacrificed, and only moderately sad Kakashi was also.

I'm giggling so hard right now, thanks for this adorably fluffy goodness wrapped in trauma.

Have to say, I find Naruto fics that use killing Kakashi off as a way to both tie the team together through shared trauma and to introduce under-represented characters to be lots of fun.

Ino's...pregnant? WHY is that the knly thing that sticks out to me?

Uh... (stares at the omake)

That one clueless pervert mayhap probably is me, myself, as I almost always stared at anything that moved rather creepily and with intense focus. Especially bouncy bits. And muscly body. And skin. Gloriously mile long shiny legs with beautiful and elegant body and ethereal features. Ahem.