god, but i wish you had written more of this. preferably a whole book, or seven. it's hilarious

This is awesome

Challenge: Save the Philosopher’s Stone from Quirrel/Tom

Objectives: Stop Quirrel/Tom from retrieving and using the Philosopher’s Stone

Reward: 50% Recognition and support from Nicholas and Perenelle Flamel

could harry have to gain the respect of all the houses? or make a few friends from other houses? or have to defeat voldemort?

Oh ...Holy CRAP!
Who cares about Merlin... before long they will all be saying BY POTTER's BEARD...never mind he doesn't even have one yet.

I really hope you will continue this at some point. It's quite exhilarating seeing a crack fic once in a while...and a Godlike Potter crack fic is as good as it get's

Needless to say...I'm loving this.

Keep up the good work!

I like it

Please update

This is fucking trash

Challenge: MotherF*cker (4 parts)

1. Narcissa
2. Molly
3. Mrs Granger
4. Amelia Bones (Yes it's Susan's Aunt, but the closest she has to a mother.)

Reward: 80% influence bonus on the children of the mother Harry bangs. (This could be a great boon when it comes to the Weasley clan.) Plus you don't get into the delimma of Ancient Potter porking school girls.

Granted this challenge probably shouldn't be brought in until 4th or 5th year at least, but something to work to

A great chapter. Since you don't have any real morals, how about having Harry sleeping with Narcissa Malfoy? Make it chain Quest. Having to do certain steps and sequence in order to get great reward. In this case it would be a great lay and information on a number of corrupt members of the ministry.

love the story. idea for a challenge. get ron expelled and give hermione a mental breakdown by using impossible magics in front of her. reward is no more ron stalking him and seeing hermione realizing that books do not hold all the answers.

And Harry just beat out Tom's record for fastest advance from most hated Slytherin to most feared! :-D

Challenge ideas:

Objective 1 - Become the Prank King of Hogwarts, without being caught or suspected by the teachers.
Reward 1 - Gaining the loyalty and friendship of the Weasley Twins, gaining access to the Marauder's Map and having a way to disrupt the tedium of classes.

Objective 2- Make others realize that the House system is stupid and does not dictate what a person will grow up to be or who they can be friends with.
Reward 2 - Gain the appreciation of those stifled by the House system who wished to reach out to those in other Houses and be able to sit at any table and with whoever you want.

Huh I thought fiendfire cannot be countered against even by dark magic ... either you let it burn itself out or extinguish it by controlling the summoner.
Well anyhow harry can totally cool it though he got the gamer power to help him ... though a Golem wielding harry would be nice to read about.

it would be interesting to see Harry take the renegade path like in mass effect and maybe something like tame the basilisk

Oh I totally forgot about this story so reread it when you updated and still as great as I remembered