This kid as seen shit no kid should have ever seen •• I really hope Firestorm doesn't punish him. Kid needs a hug, not punishment.

(I'm BAAA-AAACK! :P) Worst parent of the year award goes to *intense drumroll* FIRESTORM! Okay but seriously, bro, your kid disappeared for like a whole day. Shouldn't you be worried?

This keeps getting really interesting. My, my... only when he gets home and checks it in does he actually realize that his son is not there. Suspense it is.
Can't wait to find out what happen to the adorable youngling.

WHAT A GREAT PARENT YOU ARE FIRESTORM. OH, IT'S STORMING AND RAINING AND THERE'S A FOG AND MY CHILD HAS TO WALK HOME ALONE? FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. LETS NOT EVEN CHECK ON HIM. WHAT'S THE WORSE THAT CAN HAPPEN?

He met a freaking hooker. A prostitute of all the things. Where the hell IS he?

Hiiiiii! I've seen you around on DeviantArt, so when I spotted a story by you, I had to check it out! Cool so far! Red Alert doesn't get enough love, and I'm happy to see that being remedied. He's so cute as a sparkling, by the way. You did a great job.

-Agent C.

Why must you punish your kid for everything Firestorm D:

I sense an interesting AU being born.