This is actually my favorite thing I have ever read ever. The tone is hilarious and I burst out laughing multiple times. I could take a whole series about this.

xxx Kudos xxx : )

Hilarious, yet oh so fitting.

The stuff about Eight and his memory loss had me dying of laughter. Also yay for all of references, can't wait to see more! :P

Fabulous! Well done! I love the style of this fic. It feels like a journalist is writing about them, or we have an OC impartially telling us about this as if they're giving the newbie a tour. I really love that style choice, deliberate or not.

Adorable. River and Eleven are simply adorable, no matter the context they're put in.

Awesome job. Loved it

Hilarious!

I think this is a pretty good one-shot. It's a bit cute, and the 12/Missy thing was funny.