Absolutely hilarious, Sonny XD

This was adorable. You got Wily's voice spot-on.

what would you do for a wonka bar?

''Seduced by the dark side that is candy not invented by Willy Wonka...''

That one made me laugh. Thanks for writing this!

The uniqueness of this story has to capture the attention. The thought processes ring true, and make this an enjoyable read.

Thank you.

Gimme a break, gimme a break; break me off a piece of this fine, fine, work!

I love your descriptions; I feel as if I'm in the room. Three cheers for random inspiration, and into the Favorites this story goes, the cane and Holmes and Watson in "The Hound of the Baskervilles" notwithstanding.

IMO KitKatz aren't that great... but that's just me I prefer Reese's

This is a clever and hilarious one-shot! I always wondered how Willy Wonka would react after trying candies that were not his own. I especially enjoyed his thought process right before eating the Kit Kat (which is one of my favorite candies) and the final quote. Great job! :)

Well, this was actually very good! Of course, I knew about that guest review I received, and I was sort of pondering on how that could possibly fit into my story, but I doubted it would be a good idea.

As for your interpretation of the idea, I loved reading Willy's thoughts about eating someone else's candy, and how you described the process of him eating it. (I love Kit Kats, by the way, so it made my mouth water a bit.) Of course he would still consider it to be inferior to his own products! Well done! :)

Even though it may be silly, this is brilliant! I love your stories.

Never have I ever seen someone take something so mundane as eating a kit-kat and make it an extremely amusing one-shot. This actually made me laugh at how ridiculously amusing it is. Now make Wonka Eats a kit-kat 2: Electric Boogaloo. I demand it.