I’m reminded of that one Regular Show episode where Pops threatens to fire Benson if he yelled at Mordecai and Rigby for most of the episode and then threatens to fire him if he didn’t yell at the two as he was keeping too much of his anger locked up.

Bruh is this like inspired by the regular show episode where benson isent allowed to yell or he will get fired?

lincoln almost become super saiyan

Lincoln's parents suck ass

My alternate version of Caleb Boros’s ending:

After Lincoln screams at his family, and disowns all of them, it cuts to a few minutes earlier at Mr. Grouse’s house. Mr. Grouse is reading a book in peace, only to get interrupted by what sounds like a massive fight and screaming. He puts his book down and stands up from his chair in anger.

Mr. Grouse: “God damn it! Will those stupid Louds be quiet for once!? You know what, that’s it! I’m going right over to their door to give them a piece of my mind!”

Mr. Grouse comes out his front door and walks over to the front of the Loud House, only to witness a horrible sight through the window.

Mr. Grouse: “Ahhh! What the-!?”

Through the window, we see Lincoln brutally attacking and screaming at his sisters and parents for what they have done to make him enraged, exactly what we saw before. Mr. Grouse is horrified upon seeing this.

Mr. Grouse: “Oh my god! What is the boy doing to his family!? This is beyond horrible! I have to call the police!”

Mr. Grouse runs back into his house and picks up his phone (which is old-fashioned by the way), and calls 911. An female emergency caller responds seconds later.

Responder: “911, what’s your emergency?”

Mr. Grouse: “One of the kids of my next door neighbors, the Louds, is attacking his entire family! Please, send the police here right now! My name is Bud Grouse and my neighbors live at 1216 Franklin Avenue!”

The responder is silent for a few seconds, taking in what Mr. Grouse just said about the Louds.

Responder: “...Okay, please calm down sir. We will send a patrol car over to Franklin Avenue right now.”

Mr. Grouse: “Okay, thank you.”

A few minutes later...

A police car arrives at the Loud House. Two police officers step out of the vehicle, one has a big stomach, black hair, and a mustache, and the other is skinny and is blond. The two look at the house and hear Lincoln’s yelling inside.

Policeman 2: “So, is this the place?”

Policeman 1: “Yes, it should be. Stay behind me and keep a hold of your taser, whatever is going on in there must be dangerous.”

The policemen slowly walk over to the front door and listen to Lincoln still screaming at his parents and sisters. Lincoln is going on a loud rant, but the officers can only hear the last part of it:

Lincoln (voice): “AND! I! HAAAAAAAATTTTTE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!”

The Loud Family (voice, and except for Lincoln and Lily): “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

At this moment, the big officer has enough and kicks open the door, only for he and the skinny officer to be horrified by the sight before them.

(To be continued...when I feel like it of course.)

I could waste my time ranting and explaining but I won't instead I'll cut to the chase. I FUCKING HATE LINCOLN LOUD.

The problems i have with it are its to cheese and the loud sisters are acting out of character in the beginning kinda.

Here's my alternate ending of this story:

After Lincoln yelled at his sisters (except Lily)...

Leni: Linky?

Luna: Lincoln?

(Lincoln screams in rage again and starts tackling his sisters and starts beating the ever living daylights out of his sisters. He started punching Lori in the face and starts pulling her shorts over her head. He starts grabbing Leni's legs and starts biting her as she screams in agony. He starts going to Luna, the only sister who cares about Lincoln, but still makes fun of him. He starts stretching her head and pulling and biting her hair and starts punching her in the face. He even ripped of her paper clip earrings. Next is Luan. Lincoln grabs Luan's ponytail hair and breaks her braces. As for Lynn, Lincoln breaks her arms and legs and beats her with her bat. He then pulls Lucy's hair to reveal her eyes. Lincoln slaps Lana in the face very hard. Lincoln then goes after Lola and starts breaking her nose. He even bites her back. Finally, Lisa is now getting attack, Lincoln breaks her glasses. All the sisters were now beat up by Lincoln.)

Lincoln: THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKERS FAULT! YOU RUINED MY LIFE, MADE FUN OF ME, BLAMED ME FOR EVERYTHING, AND WORST OF ALL, YOU WON'T ACCEPT WHO I AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM! YOU ARE ALL MISTAKES! A HUGE MISTAKE OF SISTERS! I HATE ALL OF YOU FUCKING PHONE LOVING, DUMB BITCH, MICK FAGGOT, MISS FUNNY COCKSUCKER, LOSER BITCH, EMO KIKE, LITTLE FUCKER, AND SMARTY PANTS PIECE OF COW SHIT! I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL AND RIOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!

(The sisters were now having tears as Lincoln hurted their feelings. They all began to cry. Even though they're feelings are hurt, they felt ashamed.)

Lori: (Tears) Lincoln, please! We're so sorry. We didn't me-

(Lincoln grabs Lori by the throat.)

Lincoln: YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN PREZEL, YOU FUCKING BITCH! OR I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING PHONE! (He punches her again. Then glares at Lynn Sr. and Rita.) YOU! (Lynn Sr. and Rita tense up.)

Rita: Honey, I know your mad, but was it right t-?

Lincoln: ZIP IT, YOU FAT COW! YOU AND PINOCCHIO MADE ME BOTTLE UP MY FUCKING ANGER! ALL BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO TAKE THOSE LITTLE MISTAKES' SIDE! YOU ALWAYS IGNORE ME AND BLAME FOR EVERY FUCKING THING! AND YES, I DID HAD RIGHT TO BEAT UP MY SISTERS! IF I KILLED THEM FOR INJURING THEM, THEN I WOULD BE SO HAPPY!

Lynn Sr.: Son, we're so sorry. Please don't be mad at us.

LINCOLN: ARE YOU A FUCKING STUPID QUEER?! I HAVE A RIGHT BE MAD AT YOU! LIKE THE TIME YOU BLAMED ME OVER A FUCKING KIKE TOILET! YOU EVEN UNFAIRLY GROUNDED ALL OF US IF CONFESSED! YOU BLAMED YOUR KIDS OVER A FUCKING TOILET! A STUPID FUCKING TOIIIIIIIILLLLLEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT! IF YOU LIKE THAT TOLIET SO MUCH, THEN YOU SHOULD MARRY IT!

Lynn Sr.: But...

Lincoln: WHAT, PINOCCHIO?!

Lynn Sr.: If you didn't clog it, then who did?

Lincoln: (Points at Lucy) THIS LITTLE FUCKER DARKNESS DID IT!

Lynn Sr.: What?

Lucy: (Tears.) It's true. Lincoln protect from being embarrassed, so he took the blame.

(Lynn Sr. had tears coming down knowing what he has done. He even realized he was being a selfish dick over to toilet.)

Lynn Sr.: (tears) Oh my God. I... I didn't know you protect your sister, and you didn't clogged it. I'm, I'm so sorry, son. I'm sorry I called you Mr. Flush-My-CD's-Down-The-Can. I'm so sorry! I am a terrible father! Please forgive me!

(Lincoln tackles his father and beats the living shit out of him. He even kicked him in the balls.)

Lincoln: NO, YOU FUCKING SELFISH RAT! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! AND IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID CD'S, THEN YOU CAN TREAT LIKE YOUR IT'S FUCKING SON! AND BY THE WAY. YOUR KARAOKE'S SUCK ASS AND THEY ARE ANNOYING!

Lynn Sr.: Son, why would you say that?!

Lincoln: BECAUSE I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY IT, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FATHER! AND YOUR VICTORY DANCE SUCKED AT THE FOOTBALL GAME! AND SPEAKING OF THAT, (turns to his mother) YOU FORCED TO GO OUTSIDE LIKE A CRAZY BITCH YOU ARE!

Rita: But, Lincoln, I just didn't want you to be lazy. I'm sorry I was so harsh on you

Lincoln:[silences her with his hand wave.] "Mmm-SHUT IT, BITCH! YOU AND DAD ARE ALWAYS SELFISH TOWARDS! AND THAT'S NOT ALL! YOU BLAMED OVER THE FUCKING STORE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THOSE PIECES OF SHIT'S FAULT! YOU SCOLDED ME LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!

Rita: Is, is that true?

Lana: It's true, Mom, we did mess around in the store. It was our fault.

Lisa: And there was a boy that looked liked him and he was the one who got kicked out.

(Rita add tears coming out of her eyes.)

Rita: Oh, Lincoln, I didn't know it was someone else. I am so sorry. And I am so sorry I forced you into a sport. Your right, I should accept who you are. I am a terrible m-

SLAP!

(Lincoln slapped his own mother across the face. The sisters and Lynn Sr. gasps in complete shock.)

Lincoln: YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER! ALL YOU DO IS WRITE NOVELS AND LOVE YOUR DAUGHTERS MORE THAN YOUR FUCKING SON!

Rita: (in tears even more) Lincoln... how could you?!

Lincoln: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU PATHIC EXCUSE FOR A MOTHER! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WHY DID I EVER DID TO ALL OF YOU?! I WAS ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, BUT YOU ALL ABUSE ME, MAKE FUN OF ME, AND BLAME! ESPECIALLY YOU AWFUL AND GOOD FOR NOTHING GROUNDING PARENTS! AND... ONE... MORE... FUCKING... THING!

Lynn Sr.: What?

Lincoln: HEARING YOUR'S AND MOM'S SCREAMING IN AGRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (He started attacking his Lynn Sr. and Rita and starts bite and breaking their arms and legs. He even bit their hair and stretching their faces. Payback on them too. He then rants on everyone to one-by-one.) LORI, YOU ARE THE BOSSIEST BITCH I EVER HAD AS A SISTER! LENI, YOU LIKE ME SO MUCH, BUT YOUR ARE THE DUMBEST BLONDE IN THE WORLD! YOU BLAMED FOR A FUCKING TOILET AND LAUGH AT ME FOR MY ACE SAVVY OUTFIT! LUNA, YOU WERE MY GUARDIAN, BUT NO, YOU HAD TO TAKE MY CEREAL AWAY AND MAKE FUN AND EVERYTHING I HOPE YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU FUCKING KIKE! (The rant went on for ten-fifteen minutes.) FOR NOW ON, YOU ARE NOT MY FAMILY! I WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU, BLAME YOU, ABUSE YOU, GROUND YOU, BEAT YOU, AND EMBARRASS YOU! AND! I! HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa, Lynn Sr., and Rita: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(The scene cuts to Lincoln on the couch relaxing and his family was no getting payback from his past.)

Lincoln: (sighs) I love this life. I feel so calm and relaxed.

Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa: (crying) We deserve this!/We are mistake of sisters!

Lynn Sr. and Rita: (crying) WE ARE BAD PARENTS!

Lincoln: That's right, keep crying, don't care about you. Now keep on making my day by getting payback from all of you.

THE END

Best fanfiction in history :)

What kind of monsters ignore their own son

What Loud House fanfiction has The Umbrella Building?

I beat my meat to this Fanfic

Dang, I remember reading this on Deviant Art, good story though. 8/10

Can you make a story about leni growing about the size of a tree. Somewhere in the story lori takes the now ginormous leni to the warehouse in town but when leni tries to crawl inside she gets stuck at her hips. After leni struggles a little bit lori decides to try and push her through with her back.

This is sad!