Yes, Ron and Hermione dated for about two months like fifteen years ago. But we all barely remember that because it was just the most uncomfortable thing we've ever had to witness in our lives."

"Thanks Harry," Hermione said rolling her eyes.

"No I mean like you guys had no chemistry. Like none. I mean it was painful to wat—

It’s official! You’re TRYING to kill your readers with hilarity

Walburga Black is a pet fish! I love it

"You are dead set on getting me fired, aren't you?"
"What can I say? I miss my work wife." Harry removed his feet from her desk. "Now finish your fucking tea woman. I don't have all evening."
Hermione rolled her eyes. "There he is. There's my work husband."

This made me more happy than words can say... also "prize fucking idiot"? I love how whipped he already is!

"Draco rubbed his temples and looked up at the Potters, still smirking. Their eyes narrowed on him like two lions cornering a baby giraffe. Draco cracked." Who wouldn't? lmfao

he was probably just…grabbing her tits."
"Didn't you just say that they hated each other?"
"Rose hates you. You think she'd let you grab her tits?"
"No."
"Well then I've made my point."

*pterodactyl screech of joy*

"Merlin I never realized it but I am an absolute delight."
THAT IS THE EXACT WORD I WOULD APPLY TO THIS STORY!

THIS FIC IS ONE OF THE BEST READS EVER!

Let the adult lust commence!

"Hello? 911? I need to report a murder! CrazyKitCat was reading a fanfiction by MotherofBulls and asphyxiated at the line 'a woman like you has certain needs', 'My Father assures me that what will happen between us is perfectly legal' and 'I have to say I'm shocked. I had no idea my son was such a talented artist.'"

Also... "DON'T GO NOW DRACO! SCORP STILL HAS DIGNITY TO DESTROY!"

I can't breathe, I'm wheezing so hard... There's NO WAY Draco realized he was essentially just giving his thirteen year old son permission to bang a teacher... That's golden

i don't know why I haven't read this sooner. i am so glad i did. PURE GOLD. a million points to which ever house the author is in.

This was so sweeeeeet! It's the first time I saw everybody with such a mouth but in a real sort-of, I'm talking to my friends and family sort of way. Loved your story!

"Ginny"
"Ferret"
LOL

Poor Scorp!

Ginny is so funny!