You did better than most of the crap on this site, so don't put yourself down too much, lol.

It was actually pretty good, I liked you made it sound like a comical version of the prince and would hope for a follow up of the citadel council trying to smooth things over with humanity reverse engineering all the tech left behind

Great story. It gets funnier every time i read it. Just a shame your not gonna write more chapters about this story,it would be great. Humanity using earth tech beating mass effect tech. By the time they meet the councel earth tech would be Halo base, who knows.

Excellent minor HFY story funny and realistic.
FUN FACT: the Iliad can be directly translated to troy story

this was hilarious I hope you do more

Hilarious! XD i wish this would be continued :)

Common I've been waiting for the second attempt for a year It's got to be hilarious.

The story is great. Your profile page is even better. Ive been annoyed because taking the speed of ships firing their weapons into account was never even mentioned since I started playing the ME games :D

Every once in a while, someone comes up with a one-shot parody like this that's absolutely hysterical. The fact that you used internet meme's and from the Batarians' POV (all four eyes) is just a gem. While I wasn't exactly pleased that BioWare made a basic thug race that seemed God-intent on stopping your bullets in droves, you captured the essence of their arrogance and superiority with this. The narrator here has a dry wit that highlights particular moronic actions while hoping pleasepleaseplease don't let me be Attempt #4! I had to wipe away a tear a few times. Delightfully done!

Check out "A Whole New Gun" by Charles Xavier in the Doom category for a Disney/Doom parody song!

OK. That was a funny one-shot. I hope you do another update or story line like this. It doesn't have to be ME. It could be a whole new story line or crossover for another 'we have blundered' '1st contact war'.

They made on great big mistake
The landed in Australia
Nuff said

This story was hilarious. I hope you expand upon it even if its only another 1 shot

Four squinty eyed giggles and a confused aristogit for this story.

I liked the way the author handled this story and hope he does another in this timeline.

Whens the next chapter out. Theres still 2 more to go.

i would love if more chapter showed more people trying to conquer the human from mercs to more batarians. and everytime there tech gets better and better as they reverse engineer what they capture.