Ahhh I'm so glad to be reading your work again.
I absolutely adored this! Your writing improved too! I did spot some typos like "know" instead of "now" but only minor things like that.
I was woodcock confused a long with Allen until he figured it out and I felt like you showed the confusion quite well. I was able to relate to the confusion on a personal level not just not having any idea what's going on.
I was laughing a lot throughout the whole story, but especially at the beginning.
Two of my favourite lines that really cracked me up are "Lenalee was basically every guy's wet dream, except that neither Allen, nor his wet dreams, were ever very straight."

"She was crying over the fact that they were not meant to be, he was crying over his very lonely and very gay puberty."

I actually laughed out loud for a full 3 minutes.
I really enjoyed reading this thank you for posting it!

Always such awesome, steamy, consistent work from you about my favorite couple. Well done. :)

oh my... I though kanda is top...but nevermind I LOVE YOU'RE STORRRRYYY