Control. Nothing is as important to a politician

Love the subversion of "Sirius Saves Harry".

Harry still hasn't learned his lesson about saving those girls. He's a canon-like doormat when he's around them. He needs to rebel against their tyranny.

See, Harry? No good deed goes unpunished. You saved those girls and now they're bossing you around. And just think of how many mother-in-laws you have to look forward to.

Your attempts to unify the school, mugglify the students, and worst of all, actually do your schoolwork is an inefficient way of getting yourself expelled.

From someone who has experience in getting himself expelled from a school:

You never tell them you want to be expelled. They'll keep you around as punishment. I made that mistake, mocking the principal, thinking the expulsion was a done deal.

Stabbing a teacher is an excellent idea. Wish I would have done it at the time. Well, maybe not: I hear juvenile detention facilities are almost as unpleasant as Catholic schools.

Talking about killing the principal is a bad idea. Quietly planning his demise is an excellent idea.

You never save maidens or defeat evil...umh...people. You leave them be. If the girls die, the principal gets the blame and hopefully, sacked.

I could go on and explain how I finally did it but I'm not giving anyone easy ideas on how to do it.

I'm sorry you didn't continue this story as it was very amusing. I hoped harry would escape and attend eton as he wanted. It also would have been good to discover a few more details of his childhood other than being left with only his aunt and to see how his relationship with sirius and remus developed (or didn't!). I was looking forward to Dumbledore being completely defeated and driven from the castle. I find the repetition of harry and harem in all your stories i've read a little unsettling, especially here as he is so young, and because the girls all steamroller over harry and don't really care what he thinks about the situation. But then, in my experience little girls are very bossy and obnoxious to little boys; it puzzles me that men end up running the world.

I hope you come back to story and are having a lot of fun

Aww dang!

I got so drawn into this that I didn't see that it hadn't been updated for a good bit of time...
Oh well, I'll "Follow" and hopefully you'll return and finish this.

xxxx Kudos xxxx : )

Cool! please update soon!

Omg lolll I was rolling on the floor for the majority of this story, good job! Hope you’re gonna continue

OMG, that was hillarious! Keep up the good work!

EXCELLENT
MERCI POUR LA LECTURE

Loved it.

Oh my god, I haven't laughed so much in quite a long time! I'm still wiping tears :D
I'll read the rest you've written, so please, update soon ;)
Thanks for the laughs,
Nathalie

Hahaha ... What an excellent humorous plot...