*cackles*
Four babies and one house-elf about to foil Voldy's plans. lmao

Holy fucking shit, 9 chapters of uselessness.

Update it is hilariously cute and comedic

Oh, Romeo and Juliet have NOTHING on Shirou and Arturia.

And the first real canon divergence occurs. I wonder if the Excalibur in HP world is the same as the one in Fate. Also, it'll be really ironic for Saber to get a wand made of dragon heartstring.

I don't think the Burrow was only protected by an Anti-Apparition Charm. I mean, they're literally members of the Order of the Phoenix, making them prime targets for the Death Eaters, not to mention being blood traitors. But then again, wards were rarely mentioned in HP and we don't know what wards can truly do outside of Hogwart's OP thousand-year-old wards. . . you're right, HP lore truly is a pain in the ass.

Suggestions on the plot: honestly, if you can somehow make it so that Shirou would be with Rin on the night Voldemort appears, then you could just have Shirou pull Voldemort into UBW and stall until reinforcements arrive. Unlikely though, since I doubt the Potters will let anyone visit when they're under the Fidelius (they didn't even let Dumbledore or Sirius visit in canon). Rin can set up a Bounded Field, but I doubt it can keep out Voldemort for long. They can get the attention of Dumbledore - if Dumbledore realizes that something's off, then he'll probably just become the Secret Keeper himself. Of course, this may require Rin bullshitting a lot, but I think she can do it.

And also. . . YES! Yes SO DAMN MUCH!

Archer!Shirou and Arturia are finally reunited! It was hilarious how Archer!Shirou hid himself from Arturia. The initial misunderstanding with UBW!Shirou and Fate!Arturia was brilliant as well. But. . . yes! Archer!Shirou and Arturia are back together!

Oh man that was hilarious. Arturia is going to have a really hard time adjusting to a society where Merlin is worshiped like a god.

Unfortunately for her, Arturia's entire family is Dark and dishonorable to the highest degree. If she thought Kiritsugu commanding Kayneth to use a Command Seal to force Lancer to commit suicide was bad, then she'll be downright livid at the Death Eater's use of the Imperius curse to literally force people to slay their own families. I can imagine fiveyearold!Arturia yelling at her family for going against honor and pride and chivalry.

I wonder who took control of Trelawney. Perhaps Merlin, since he has Clairvoyance? Unlikely though. Maybe even Zelretch, but I doubt it.

The Foam Excalibur strikes again! This time traumatizing a Counter Guardian!

Lmao Shirou avoided the slap but instead received a kick.

Ooohhhhh I look forward to James's reaction when Rin and Shirou begins dating. Shirou never had to experience that before, since Tokiomi died. And I can definitely seeing Archer egging James on, even giving him false information to ensure Shirou's demise xD

"Tell me: what has your twin been doing to my daughter?"

"Look, sir. I didn't want to say anything, but you deserve to know. Daniel has been taking her out to the Forbidden Forest every night."

"what"

"They cuddle all the time in the common room."

"what"

"I saw him kissing her several times. On the lips."

"I'm going to fucking kill him."

Rin should be smart enough to understand just how insane the world is around her. Not yet; she hasn't been exposed to enough magic, but when she gets to Hogwarts, her reactions would be hilarious. I mean, there are literally Phantasmal beasts in the Forbidden Forest, and they're giving out True Magic Time Turners to students who wants to take more classes!

Rin's reaction to Archer was perfect. Finally, she can get her well-deserved revenge.

Oh, and Rin is now Harry's sister. Voldemort is doomed.

Thank you. Thank you for not bashing Dumbledore. Thank you for not going the "oh I just saw two children displaying great powers of magic hmm how shall I manipulate them into becoming my boytoys" route.

Dumbledore's probably intelligent and wise enough to know that something's probably up with them, but he's also too powerful and barmy to be worried about anything.

If I may make a suggestion (which you don't need to follow, of course) if you write Dumbledore scenes in the future, you should make him all cryptic and mysterious with "a twinkle in his eye" and "a knowing smile" causing Archer to become paranoid, when in reality Dumbledore is just being his usual insane self.

This is too cute. It should be illegal.

Foam-Excalibur was hilarious lmao. I look forward to the scene where Archer/Shirou pulls Voldemort into UBW - assuming Voldemort doesn't die because of Rin or Saber, of course.

Shirou is correct: Archer should definitely ashamed of himself. He's Counter Guardian EMIYA! Although in the future when they finally reunite with Rin and Saber. . . Archer will never be able to live it down.

The juxtaposition of the quotes was hilarious. It went from a solemn Anonymous quote to a slightly ironic Zelretch quote to "Arrrggghhhhhh!"

The use of Deen!Shirou!Archer is brilliant. I say that because Arturia would finally be reunited with Shirou, which is always a plus. It'll be amusing to see how she reacts to his newly cynical nature, though in the world of HP, I can definitely imagine his cynicism being trumped by the all-around insanity of the world around him.

Please update this. This is so cute and funny.

Muahahahhahaha I like both Rin and Sabre but I prefer Rin. I have a thing for tsuderes.

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