hahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahah your fic is funny thing i've read in so loong

HELL YES! LANCASTER IS OTP! WhiteRose sucks

this is amazing and we need more, I nearly burst out laughing in the middle of class but just kept reading I loved the absurdity so much

I ship Lancaster but Weiss is an amazing character and doesn’t deserve your biased bashing.

This is ridiculously biased. Don't get me wrong, I like Lancaster. Heck, I've been shipping Lancaster since Vol 1. I just think that this is needlessly for both Weiss, Weiss fans and WhiteRose shipper (despite them having terrible taste in ships).
There is nothing wrong with crack fics. But even crack fics require cohesiveness.

Havin sex at the speed of light?!

What the hell am I reading

This is... Heavy biased, and two people wrote this?

It's very... Meh. And not because I dislike Lancaster, Lancaster itself is a very boring ship, like blander than Vanilla. Then again, I prefer Yuri ships over any other ship so there is some bias in that and while I do agree that Whiterose isn't a good ship, it's better than Lancaster, it's actually interesting in some ways other than using the main character and her emotional foil.