Goodwitch.

Call my dear Neo an "underage teenage sex-slave" again, and spend the rest of your-admittedly, very abbreviated-life wondering if today is the day when the light switch in your room sets off six thousand tons of Semtex. If I don't just put a bullet in your head in front of your class. You know full well I was the best sniper of our graduating class.

You'll never see me coming.

ROMAN

(Because like hell Torchwick isn't an absolute Papa Wolf towards our resident mute psychopath.)

God this was hilarious.

It looks like Goodwitch is almost ready to hunt down Sun and the rest of SSSN.

Poor Jaune is still getting roasted by Goodwitch, but at least she is trying to play matchmaker for him and Pyrrha.

I'm please to see that I correctly predicted that someone would run with the real Neptune comment and claim that see is old.

I look forward to the next chapter.

It's beautiful

Loved the one about Ruby and Yatsuhashi.

Hilarious with Blake as well even though Glynda and this Mr Pesci would know Blake herself is a Faunus.

Pyrrha's are funny.

These are quite good as well.

I do wonder who miscellaneous is though.

Nice

Jesus. Ease up on Jaune here.

Why do I have the feeling that the Four Seasons is Vale's version of a love motel? O_O;

So no sigh of Qrow yet or is he just smart enough to not piss off Glynda?

This is absolutely hilarious. From Daichi wanting to murder Cardin out of jealousy to Goodwitch having it out for Weiss. I want to see where Cardin and Velvet's "relationship" goes from here.

By the way I don't think Neo would appreciate being called an underage sex slave since clearly she is the one in charge.

Ohh since Goodwitch said she knew the original Neptune, can the next chapter have her blowing up at everyone for spreading clearly false rumors that she is an ancient fossil?

Keep up the good work.

That promise at the end must sound appealing to the offending party. I am loving the yandere Pyrrha in this story, love the concept to death

What kind of things?!

So no mention of Ruby and Jaune this time, guess they're off having some naughty fun? :-) Of course I'd blame Yang if they are she a bad influence. Poor Cardin, I almost feel sorry for him, almost! I also wonder who it is that putting those chocolates on Glynda's pillow.

Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies is a Classic which has far too few surviving fans
Reinvigorate the headcannons
Do It

OMG this was hilarious, please I need more

When she says 'break you' is that in the physical way or the sexual way.

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