I like this and your story is much better at writing about all the crazy things Peter does while trying to put the mask's flames out. Yours also avoids having the semi-creepy neurosurgeon jokes that mine does, so that's a plus, also in yours only Peter's suit is cursed rather than his head being cursed. And, how can we not laugh at the crazy title of your story? I hope to read more Spider-man stories from you, or original fiction, or your Hogan's Heroes stories. So, you pick, and I'll follow.

And you wrote in MJ, which is arguably a better pairing for Fanfic, as Fantastic Four is not a large fandom here. I wrote about the Torch. Flame-brains Unite!

Peter's going to have a hard time calling the Torch, "Flame-brain" from now on.