Update this or I will put soup in your shoes.

Hilarious and entertaining, if your write more, I'll happily read it.

this was awesome I hope you continue it

Thanks for the chapter, I couldn't stop laughing. Give us more of this please and keep up the good work ! :)

Wow nice take!

BLOOD FOR THE- wait no wrong website... may we have some more kind sir?

Need more!

awesome story. please update soon.

Well this was a pretty solid opening chapter. Very lighthearted in tone and one that I hope continues in future updates. There's far too many grimdark Mass Effect stories out there or cringey SI fics that this is a breath of fresh air.

Cool idea but honestly should of made mc Shep's brother it feels idk fake for mc to be Shepard would of been better if it was Shepard's psycho brother who at 15 dipped and went to Omega for he's quote on quote asari harem

id really advice against following canon, we could just play the games if we wanted that.
then again the only usefull thing i can think of is contacting the geth early and its pretty much to late for that.

i liked this concept a lot better then your other story, that and if was funny

heh i would start a web page the quibbler and start exposing secrets most of which are so outlandish that no one will believe them, but all of them true so eventually someone will investigate it all.
you know like were the shadowbroaker is, or who tim is, the prothean beacon on thessia, the reapers, the leviathans etc

nice story. hope you continue it.

I absolutely love this story. SI shepard stories are so rare and this one looks like it's gonna be interesting. Looking forward to the next chapter.

Okay. thought this would be a one shot but since it isn't that is fine. I look forward to the chapter that follow :)