"Your next line is, 'What can you possibly do with just a motorcycle?'"

'Sigh'

I am gonna have to do it.

HOLY SHIT! Is that a Jojo reference!?

Be great to see more of this, kind of wondering what sort of impact he would make to Team STRQ and their future family?

Can you please make a Devil May Cry Crossover between Final Fantasy 7 Remake? I never seen someone do that

Wacky Woo-hoo Pizza guy became Santa Claus. This is interesting

Dante should have known shit was about to drop when he was going to open an account at a place called 'Bells Fargo' of all places.

Don Santa Claus...it gives a whole new meaning to the song about Santa checking his list

you can have 0.2% of a plan and I'd be fine. Just keep writing Dante in wacky situations, also his banter with Glynda is funny. Was she really that young when team STRQ was in school?

Pfft the wacky woohoo hobo man is a janitor lmao. Only Dante could end up in situations like this lmao, I like this story

I can FEEL Vergil's headache.

ah yes, the princess bride

Lmfao this is amazing, thank you for the laughs man

I feel like I just saw a devilartemis reference in word form. More. I say

Question 1) Where's Vergil? Question 2) What's he going to be called in the underworld? Jack Frost

Please update soon for more of Santa Clause Dante lol

I require more

...SUMMER?!