| Reviews for Things Transformers Would Never Say or Do: My Way! |
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  Meep chapter 3 . 10/20/2016 I have a few weird ones I just thought of: Starscream(G1): Megatron, are you alright? Is there anything I can do to help you? I know! I'll sing you a song... - Rumble: Daaaaaaaaaad frenzy was picking on me! - Smokescreen(G1): I've saved up my credits and I think it's best you do the same, no more gambling and cheating Ultra Magnus. Ultra Magnus: No! You think you can control my life! It's not fair! *storms into bedroom and slams door* - Shockwave: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly Dee, here they are all standing in a row! - Skywarp: *british accent* I do say thundercracker, this fight is simply outrageous. - Unicron: I hate you all! Prime: Why? Unicron flashback: Daddy will you tuck me in? Unicrons father: No, your a big boy, you don't need me too. (End flashback) Unicron: MY DADDY WAS NEVER THERE WHEN I NEEDED HIM! *sobs* Prime: There there. - Well, there's a strange few. |
 tlcoopi7 chapter 3 . 10/31/2008 (Animated) Lugnut (bows deep before Starscream): All hail the glorious Decepticon leader, Starscream! |
| Jessie07 chapter 3 . 7/4/2008 Hilarious story! |
| ArmoredSoul chapter 3 . 3/12/2008 Oh! Oh! I got one. - Decepticons attacking Autobots. Megatron: Let us blast them all into ruin! *transforms into gun mode, lands in Starscreams' hands* Starscream: *about to shoot, pauses, looks at Megatron, evil grin* Megatron: Starscream, what're you-ACK! Starscream: *laughs gleefully as stomps Megatron into teeny bits* Now I shall be the leader of the Decepticons! Megatron: X_X DED. Optimus: Why didn't I ever think of that... |
| ArmoredSoul chapter 2 . 3/12/2008 "You killed Smokescreen!" "You bastards!" XD |
| ArmoredSoul chapter 1 . 3/12/2008 *incapacitated by laughter* XD |
| OptimusxElita4ever chapter 3 . 7/25/2007 Here's one: Red Alert (G1): I throw caution to the wind baby, yeah! Sunstreaker (G1): *in a girly voice* AAIE! SIDESWIPE! I CHIPPED MY NAIL POLISH! Sideswipe: Ah, suck it up. That gold paint looks terrible on you anyway. Superion (G1): (with a gloomy expression) I wish I had a giant femme to keep me company. Hotshot (Cybertron): Hey Override! Wanna go to a drive-in with me sometime? Override: Sorry Hoshot, but I already have dates with Evac and Wing Saber. Hotshot: Aw dangit! Jazz (G1): *is burp-singing the ABC's* Scourge (RiD): *chuckles to himself* Poor Optimus, he doesn't realize that women think the ones in black are sexier. Sunstreaker (G1): I love you Sideswipe! *hugs his twin brother* Sideswipe (horrified): WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SUNNY! Bumblebee (G1): *is painting himself a red color* Think this will work Cliffjumper? Cliffjumper: *is painting himself yellow* Of course it will! We practically look like twins in general! Elita-1 (G1): Optimus, I'm breaking up with you. I'm going to follow my heart and be with Megatron! That's all I have for now, please update soon! Bumblebee: See! I told you you would write a longer review than that other one! Me: Ah, put a TF-sized sock in it! :\ |
| Sapphire225 chapter 1 . 2/1/2007 Here an Armada based (even though from your profile, I doubt you'll still update on this) Megatron: (holding Optimus's detached head) We've done it men! We've taken over Cybertron! And I could have never done it without cha'. *sniff* you guys are the greatest... (bursts out crying) I don't deserve this. You guys can have Cybertron and I'll work under you from now on! (sobs some more) |
| Inkfamy chapter 3 . 8/10/2006 RE: *laughs like a maniac. Oh. Wait. She is* Please update soon! This is so funny... |
| the pink panther chapter 3 . 6/20/2006 heres a little sugesstion armada optimus gets pooed on by a seagull armada megatron puts caviar(fish eggs)in hotshots drink while saying butter toast |
| nite stalker chapter 1 . 6/19/2006 heres asuggesstion armada megatron sez i'll menace you with a shoe horn to optimus prime who sez oh pantaloons and a bird poos on their heads |
| Storm Blue Lightning Saix chapter 3 . 5/25/2006 well...*twitch* there goes my sanity... try this one! (armada) *hotshot and sideswipe sneak up on scavenger while he's sleeping* sideswipe: you sure this is a good idea bro? hotshot:*while putting shaving cream in scavenger's hand* of course! sideswipe: ok if you say so *tickles scavenger's face* scavenger: *swats face and gets covered in shaving cream* HOTSHOT! SIDESWIPE! hotshot/sideswipe: OH SLAG! *both run away like a bat outta hades* |
| Sapphire225 chapter 3 . 3/5/2006 ! Can't...Breath...X_X |
| digitalautobot chapter 3 . 12/13/2005 I've got one... megatron(armada): Op...I have a confession to make... Optimus: What? Megatron: Well...erm...JetFire was really...good...last night...*runs off throwing flowers all around* Optimus: Okay...I knew that inflate-a-bot would come in handy...hehehehehe... |
| DeltaSilver88 chapter 1 . 6/16/2005 And again one (Armada-based): *Autobot Axalon comes out of warpspace near Cybertron* Red Alert: We hit a meteor storm ! Wait... there's no Cybertron. Optimus: What ? *in the Decepticon ship* Megatron: What ! Where's the planet ! Cyclonus: It's been blown to pieces ! Demolisher: But how ? Cyclonus: It was the great and menacing Death Star ! All Decepticons: WHATF ! This is NOT Star Wars, you idiot ! |
