This was hilarious! I enjoyed this so much! You know, when I first read the book it never occurred to me that the gardener and nanny, as well as Warlock's tutors, were not in fact Crowley and Aziraphale. But looking back, it makes more sense, given that they both have their own human agents and contacts that assist them. I absolutely loved how Crowley sort of admitted he had done the same thing after he had corralled all of his agents together. And of course, the ending was utterly perfect! This was a delightfully funny story and I'm so glad you shared it with us.

this idea is hilarious, i loved it so much!

So it's "Live and let live" (and more than that, as a matter of fact) all along. And Crowley scaring his contact persons to reveal that he too, has an Arrangement - hilarious!
I like that a lot!

I love it! All of Crowley's operatives were secretly meeting/hanging with/romancing Aziraphale's operatives the whole time. And they thought he'd have a problem with it. "You'll notice I didn't put my hand up, either." So-called "good" and "evil" sides aren't really so different after all. Head offices should take note (but probably won't).