Reviews for True Facts: The Dory
Thundercatroar chapter 1 . 4/8
This is horrible of me, but when I saw "tang fish" I was unaware of the taxonomy of the osteichthyes species of bone fish Dory is based upon. My mind instantly gravitated towards a crude joke of sexual nature, given who the voice actor for said fish is...…..

I do not have a problem with Ellen DeGeneres being gay, I ship Korrasami for God's sakes, that is just what the 'Roar do.

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...

Funny, when I was a child, my erotic dream was to become a marine biologist, and going to Sea World in Orlando was the equivalent to me making a once in a lifetime pilgrimage to Mecca.

But, I digress.

Anyhoo, this was very entertaining, and so spot on. Pixar films are nice, and heavens knows that the technology has gotten so advanced that you can do things with it that you can't in regular cel animation, but I think Disney and many other animation giants have lost something by depending completely on computer generated image...

Mainly by missing out on the opportunity of buying a $2,000.00 cel of Mickey Mouse's arm from Van Eaton Galleries.

'Roar

P.S. I don't know what it is about Ellen DeGeneres, she seems like a person I should like, but I just don't. She just has the feel of someone who pretends to be fun, quirky, and nice, but backstage might treat the person who brings her bottled water and coffee like shit. I hope she proves me wrong, but the thing that kind of made my bullshit klaxon go off was when she was crying during her show about that damn dog she and her wife adopted. Remember that? I thought "Now there's someone trying too hard."