Reviews for After the End of Evangelion
Guest chapter 3 . 9/12/2017
"After the main eva's diss american eva's, Eva unit 03 comes up with a very racist insult for unit 02.)

Eva 03: Oh yeah? Well Unit 02 is half GERMAN!

"Eva 02 looks at 03 with a half angered, half suspicious glance"

Eva 02: what are you getting at?

Eva 03: We all know that the GERMANS weren't eye to eye with the allied forces in WW2, and all german eva's are NAZIS!

"Eva 02 stands up from the table with a furious expression"

Eva 02: WE ARE NOT!

Eva 03: Are too!

Eva 02: Are not!

Eva 03: Are too!

Eva 02: Are not!

Eva 03: Are too!

Eva 02: Are not!

Eva 03: Are too!

"This goes on for about an hour, until Unit 02 puts a his/her foot on the table"

Eva 02: So, you're looking for a fight huh?

Eva 03: Well if thats what you want, BRING IT!

"Eva 03 pulls out a pallet rifle, while Eva 02 pulls out a hand bazooka"

Eva 03: There's only two ways this can end, both of them, you die.

Eva 02: (In german) Iche werde nicht derjenige sein, der heute stribt. (Translation: I won't be the one to die today)

"The two eva's stare eachother down, before firing at eachother with their guns, both screaming in rage.
I'll let you make out the rest"
phantom130 5 chapter 3 . 2/23/2013
I wonder if you'll ever update this. This story is so funny XD
phantom130 5 chapter 2 . 2/23/2013
LOL! This is so funny and makes no sense. I loved the scene with Buddha XD
phantom130 5 chapter 1 . 11/9/2012
LOL! I love this part:
Shinji: Man, I'm hungry. (looks over by blood red water) Do you think this is cranberry juice?

Asuka: Yes, and the skies are made of blueberries, Shinji! Ooh, and those nuclear reactor cores that glow green? They're a strange blend of kiwis and avocados!

Shinji: YUM! I'm gonna go find me some reactor core! (begins to run off)
bbbppphhh chapter 3 . 6/10/2008
i love this fic! UPDATE ASAP PLEAZE!
bbbppphhh chapter 2 . 6/10/2008
did shinji hit his head REALYY HARD? he forgot asuka's name, forgot the meaning f 'making love' and many stuff
bbbppphhh chapter 1 . 6/10/2008
GOD! I LOVE THIS FIC!
Necrokon chapter 3 . 7/26/2006
I don't know if I should encourage you, but keep writing. Could you please put in some romantic moments between Shinji and Asuka, because the story isn't very good right now.
Muse08 chapter 3 . 3/11/2006
damn thats funny
Firebrd27 chapter 1 . 1/18/2006
Hey, it'd be really helpful if you could add another chapter...please?
Firebrd27 chapter 3 . 1/17/2006
Great story. Totally funny. I really look forward to the next chapter.
Quiet-man-writing chapter 3 . 1/11/2006
So far this was a hilarious story and I hope you update soon.
Ink-Me-Up chapter 3 . 12/31/2005
LMAO! this is one of the funniest Evangelion fics i've ever read XD PLEASE UPDATE SOON! *adds to favourites and story alert*
jekodama chapter 3 . 12/20/2005
Frantically insane, frantically funny!
AxelDrake chapter 3 . 11/2/2005
Interesting. I find it amusing. My only suggestion is keep writing, and see where it goes. It may gain more intelligence as it goes. besides, random is funny. No one should take anything except for a gun to the head too seriously. Please, I request that you continue.
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