Reviews for No Living Man
Ribke chapter 1 . 1/17
You forgot Aragorn and his army of DEAD men xP

(p.s. I know you ain't probably around anymore; just saying, jic)
duj chapter 1 . 11/5/2018
Hmm, I see no one's mentioned Bergil yet (child), or Beorn (were-bear), Gollum (does he count as a hobbit still? Not sure; hovering between hobbit and shade, I think), Balrog, the Watcher at Moria's gates, trolls, Shelob (spider), Caradhras (mountain)...

(OK, they weren't at the battle, but surely a freak wind could have brought them just in the nick ... except Caradhras, I guess. He's pretty firmly rooted...)
FullMentalPanic chapter 1 . 8/3/2018
Oh this was just delightful! Really, if the 'man' part of the prophecy doesn't apply to Merry that opens up the floodgates for the majority of the population of Middle Earth. Clever, humorous, and very applicable and classic ending with the Eagles!
8967452310c chapter 1 . 6/8/2018
Ha ha ha this is a great exercise in creative interpretation I love it
Guest chapter 1 . 12/20/2017
Oh my! That is so rich in humor its not even funny it's so funny.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/25/2015
*giggles*
Guest chapter 1 . 6/12/2015
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH
pthree chapter 1 . 2/26/2015
I agree completely
Cool short dude chapter 1 . 1/3/2015
Lol rofl lmao.
Gryphaena chapter 1 . 11/2/2014
This is a wonderful piece of humor. It's true, Middle Earth has so many beings that to be invulnerable to humans is not much protection at all.
Guest 2000 chapter 1 . 9/21/2014
HAHA! this story makes me laugh every time :)
Guest chapter 1 . 8/31/2014
For Erus sake! I thought long time ago, that it was stupid to think that no one can defeat him, but you... You overcame it in such manner, that I almost fell from my chair in fit of laughter. I managed to control at least a bit, but then halfelven twins has come and other races appeared and with eagles at the end it was simply too much for me. You did wonderful and fabulously amusing job.
Ruelux Prince chapter 1 . 5/20/2014
I never thought I say this, but I pity the Witch-King. I'm glad he's dead though.
Infinitechange chapter 1 . 2/19/2014
Very awesome and fun!
Guest chapter 1 . 2/7/2014
Yep, He's screwed. Prophecies are funny like that.
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