So Ron gets first kisses with many girls. And Hermione's reasons for loving Harry? Is because she didn't like Ron kissing her. Good lord are these people shallow. Go fuck yourself, asshole. Your mother was a useless cunt who took it hard like a bitch. Hope you died.

Why dose Ron need a broom closet when he can into the Chamber of secrets and the shrieking shack? Wouldn't it have been better if his friends and family had told Ron the truth? Because withholding the truth worked so well 4th year.

Why not make this one longer like Harry Potter and Virginity Extended Version this one ? Please ...

It sure takes a lot to get through that think skull of Ron's, although with him it was probably the prospect of Pansy and Millicent in his near future that did him in, and as Ginny said, Luna was the best match for him (all the rest would have ate him up, literally). Fun. Thank You. TTFN

Bloody Brilliant! :D

I like the reasoning, i like the plan and i love the execution :D Millicent... Mwahahaha, there's just one name which ought to have Ron faster panicking and that would have been the ferret!

Crack at it's finest. Lovely

Very funny/fluffy story :)

i am so glad you didn't write a part with millicent i would've had nightmares for a week. -Merrick

Once again I love your stories. Please keep writing such great fictions.

More smiles and warm feelings. Thank you. Keep up the good work.

Enjoyed the little story, but I think I need to go brush my teeth :)

Pavarti the snogosaurus was classic.

Thanks for sharing.

!Yay! that was great! what a concept :D

i LUV this! i luv all your fics but this is really, really good!

Keep going. I'm not going to say anything else 'cause I've already reviewed, like, all of your stories.

Bloody brilliant. I really like how Luna was the nice girl of the lot, because she really is. And Ron would find Hermione to be a lot like a sister.

MACHISTA!