Now that's the real intro to resident evil zero. man it was funny.

I really love your descriptions, like:

"By now the demonic sound of the stringed instrument is so loud one must shout to be heard over the devil’s musical incarnate..." and so on.

This is funny. The narrator's little comments are great. I see that the story hasn't seen much action, but if you continued, I'd read. I'm adding you to my Author Alert now...

To funny. This has my favorite brand of humor. Keep it up. I'd say mor but, I'm no good wigj BiH werds.

that was so funny

Heehee! I've felt like doing that while playing piano at times!

Sweet. I would say more but I am a man of few words. Like the word Doo Doo.

omfg! that was so friggin funny! keep it up, it was great.

Can't review... laughing...

That was pretty good, but I don't think we're allowed to do scripted format.

Still, it's good.