I love how the Queen can make “Your son is a bully, madame” sound exactly like “Your punkass son gets off on other people’s suffering, bitch.”

This is really good!

Well written and interesting.
Thank you for sharing your stories.

Good one.

I like it
Thanks

Petunia and Vernon, being disrespectful to the Queen Herself? Arguing with Her Majesty? YELLING at Her?

Sorry, but that is so utterly out of character that , that... good grief, no comparison can be made.

*plonk*

Still Awesome the second time! Now I have to read Royal Ward by Catstaff to see if Vernon stays dead in the sequel. It will be very disappointing if he is resuscitated, since the whole point of this story was to give Vernon a FATAL heart attack.
I still hate incomplete stories, but RW had an update today so I've decided to start it with the hope it will be completed.

I love it! 3 3 3

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
TAKE THAT, YOU PIG-FACED WALRUS!
Okay I'll calm down now.

Heeheehee! Lovely! Thanks so much

I found this story/author because I was reading Broomstick Flyer's favorite authors/stories and her favs have sent me to several good stories/authors and this is another one! Problem is, I would like to see more to the story...what happened to Vernon, did he get out of the future in prison? was the whole thing swept under the carpet as in so many other stories? was he allowed to get out of the whole Dursley thing and get to some more caring family or perhaps the Royals?

So good!

Her Majesty is awesome!

Well, this was a cute little ficlet. And honestly, feels not too far off for the middle class in a meeting. So… well done? A little of a setup, but no bother.

Thanks for sharing!

First of all, you made a big mistake with the title. It should've been written thusly, Hatal Feart. A Hart is a large deer, an animal. And yes I do agree that Vernon is an animal but the title refers to the muscle in the chest that pumps the blood throughout the body. Secondly, I only wish all three had fatal heart attacks leaving Harry in the Queens' custody. He have a nice loving home if that happened. The Queen really needs to develop spies inside the magical world yo learn the truth about the goings on there. Though, because the sheeple's hero worship of Fumblemort, unless she had spies that didn't worship the old fraud as just about a god, she'd never learn the truth about Fumblemort and allow Harry to be schooled outside of England. That would throw a universe sized spanner into the old goat rapists plans for both Harry and the magical world. Yeah, I have absolutely no use for the old fraud. But this was a very good story. I enjoyed reading it.