Dudley Dursley's colon? I almost wanted to feel sorry for Tom Riddle junior, but only almost.

Harry Potter is the tragic hero, who being a teenage boy takes full advantage.

love it

Intriguing and (well enough written in my opinion) very good story. I like it, I like it a lot! It seems to be meshing the realities quite well, and I can hardly wait (but I will) to see where it all goes. I do know this, when someone who is not the creator of a character, writes about them, it is to have them do something that the creator doesn't want to or didn't think of. I know that I always think of my favorite characters doing things, I have never read of in books or seen them doing in movies. I think it is fantastic that others (here in "FanFiction") are actually writing their stories of what they want them to do in a "What If" world. For those who complain that the characters would not do this or that, forget them. You need to write this first for yourself, and then for the rest of us who do enjoy your take on what just might, could, should, would and probability (if a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't bump the ground nearly so often) can happen. I do know this as well, I am enjoying it and will follow it as long as you will write it. Also, do NOT feel pushed to post, sometimes the words and thoughts just flow and sometimes you have to cogitate for a bit. Just learn to let them grow at their own pace and those of us who appreciate them will be here to read them when they are posted.

definitely silly

Magical...UNIBEAM!

LOL. Too funny!

strange

Buhahaha. Goodness. The oh crap moment at the end is priceless. And I like the 2nd omake.

Well never have i seen such a shitty ending before

Hello.
For the sake of leaving a comment, this rather made my brain go fuzzy.
Actually it's all terribly sad. I suppose Voldemort's unremarkable demise might be interpreted as poetic justice (although I personally found it dreadful). His terrible deeds might make him undeserving of a pompous death.
However, I had expected something more from Harry as his final acts, and certainly from Ron as well.
As such, this was nearly heartbreaking to read.

This comment was written in the spirit of good fun, of course.

Nothing really to say, but I always try to leave a comment.

Though I suppose Harry could try and spin his past deeds to not be so negative.

nice very nice
Draco122

Hilarious. Thank you.

Amusing