FUN! Loved it!

nice job on both the RENT and the Mark/Roger outline.

its VERY true.

and it's funny how you have modern things in there like E! and myspace and facebook and Ryan Seacrest.

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roger's myspace obbession makes me laugh so hard. this was brilliant.

Mark: Lonely…I’m so lonely…

Maureen: Shut up, Pookie.

Joanne: STOP FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE!

Maureen: I didn’t pierce my nipples just because…

Mark: Wait…you pierced your nipples? (BONER)

Maureen: Anywho...Joanne?

Joanne: I win. Goodbye. (leaves)

Maureen: (pout)

Mimi: (sitting) Without you, the heart beats, the DMV still hires bitchy people, McDonald’s never cooks their fries long enouughh…

Roger: (sitting somewhere else FAR away from Mimi)

Dear MySpace Blog,

Well today I ate a ham sandwich. And shaved one of Mark’s eyebrows off while he was asleep though I don’t think anyone will notice because Mark has those white eyebrows that look like an albino’s and his skin is really pale because he spends most of his time masterb- wait, I miss Mimi. (cries)

Kisses,

Roger Davis

Angel: Hey. I’m almost dead. I should totally die in a sweaty stretchy parachute with my dearest friends. Minus Mark and Roger because they are stupid.

Collins: Sweet!

Angel: (dies)

Collins: Not sweet. Sad. :’(

In Sante Fe…

Roger: Too many tacos. I miss Mimi. (leaves)

Back in NYC…

Mark: (sigh) I miss Roger. Ryan Seacrest keeps touching me in the wrong places. I quit.

Roger: I’m back!

Mark: WHEE! (bounce) Now I don’t have to masturb- I mean WATCH MY FILMS alone anymore!

Roger: YAY! Where’s Mimi? I left her a comment but she hasn’t returned the favor. That makes me pissed.

Mark: Oh, um, okay.

Maureen: MARK! ROGER! We found Mimi!

Roger: OO! MIMI!

Mimi: (cough) Hi.

Roger: I wrote you a song!

Ha…I just died in your arms tonight!

Must have been something you said.

Mark: Er, Rog, bad choice.

Roger: (captain obvious) Oh. Right. Here’s another:

Smile for me daddy (whatcha lookin’ at?),

Lemme see ya grill (you wanna see my what!)

Ya, ya grill, ya ya ya grill,

Rob the jewelry store and tell them make me a grill!

Mimi: Erm, beautiful?

Roger: You’re alive! (hug, kiss, hump)

All: Yay! But we wanted Angel…oh well. Mimi’s good enough.

RENTheads: WTF! SO cliché! S'okay tho.

Fin.

i love this!

Angel: Hello. Watch me! (twirl, dance, drums, frolick)

Mimi: Yay! I’m sexy! (commits felony of breaking & entering in Roger and Mark’s loft) Take me out!

Roger: How dare you come in on me when I’m with my beloved guitar? Guitar doesn’t like that...

Mimi: No day but today.

Roger: Yeah whatever.

Collins: Angel, you are the bomb.

Angel: I know. So are you. (kiss) Only 9 more! (kiss x9)

Collins: Yay!

Maureen: Hey diddle diddle,

the cat and the fiddle,

the cow jumped over the moon,

the little dog laughed to see such sport,

and the dish ran away with the spoon!

(RIOT!)

Maureen: Hey, it’s just a nursery rhyme...

Mark’s camera: Hahahaha, I rule.

Man at Life: No, you can’t-

Angel: Shut up, we have money. Boo ya.

(All laugh and commit unauthorized moving of the tables.)

Collins: Benny!

Benny: Hey...(squirm)

Maureen: You suck!

Benny: My dog died.

(All snicker.)

Benny: Hey, not funny. Bohemia is dead.

Mark: Eulogy...eulogy...(toasts) To masturbation!

Roger: To MySpace!

Mimi: To Betty Davis!

Maureen: To spandex!

Joanne: To plea bargaining!

Collins: To marijuana!

Angel: To control top pantyhose!

Man at Life: Oy vey.

Snowing...

Roger: So, I have a beeper.

Mimi: Me too.

Roger: (smile)

Mimi: (kiss)

haha, this is awesome.

HAHAHA! Excellent! Very funny! Esspecially the last chapter!

Wow, this is awesome. It sort of reminds me of my story RENT In Fifteen Minutes. But yours is better. Maybe you'd like it. Check it out.

LMAO!

WOW! It's sadly so true. But you have to admit, they're fun to read. XDD

THANK U! that was hilarious! *dies laughing*

loved the myspace stuff...

and the mark/roger

Ryan Seacrest: YO WASSUP! Mark, your tapes were phat and E! needs someone with some real talent. Seacrest OUT.

Peace is GOODandsoisrent:YO WASSUP! ListenNatalie, your fanfiction was phat and I need someone with some real talent. Peace is GOODandsoisrent OUT.

hahaahaaha~ so awesome and true and beauttiful and crazy and all the other stupid adjectives... :D

- Nikki

AH THE FUNNY! I realized I never reviewed this chapter, and since reviews make me irrationally happy I assume they do for other people too. Well here it is: this is SO true! So many MarkRoger stories are like that. And that's why I've gotten kind of annoyed at them.

I liked:

"Mark, Roger: (make out)...(screw)...(screw again)...(and again)."

XD

it was hillarious! I started laughing histaricly and woke up my parents at 12 am soplease update if this isn;t the end!

I don’t own RENT because if I did, it would have been a tad better movie.

if possible, that made me laugh harder then the end of this chapter.

wow.

*dies laughing*

Hahahaha! That was hilarious, the whole thing.