Batman the mayor

That, that'd make a great story.

Too funny! Great job!

Hahaha! Score one for Alfred! :D

AHAHAHA. NICE!

I want to read a story about Mayor Wayne now.

Wayne for mayor. I want to read this full story, someone forward this to DC editors stat!

This is awesome!

That was funny. Knowing comic books that may have actually happened at one point too.
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Poor Bruce, He's going to need a bigger glass. Also if he does dress as a monster raving looney I'd love to see the Joker's reaction. The bit at the end though the fly round the Earth stuff that's just ridiculous I've no idea where you pick up rubbish like that from.

Lmao

Bwahahahahaha xD

Poor Brucie.

You are going to pay my brother's medical bill and my sister funeral bills. They died of an asthma attack form laughing so hard from your beuatifully timed sense of comedy.

I have no brother of sister with asthma.

I just want you to know that even if this wasn't condensed brilliance, I would love you forever solely on the basis of the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party reference.

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'Put Him in the Mayor's Mansion and Away From Your Daughter'

CLASSIC. It was a great story to begin with, but Alfred's oh-so-helpful comments put it over the top into something even better.

I chuckled at the teasing poke at the Superman movies.

Also, the people that think it's out of character for Bruce Wayne to do something like this clearly have never seen Brucie in action.