I can imagine the Death eater children screaming "Voldemort is coming!" Every time Harry walks into the room.

Is Harry the one who spelled the chocolate frog or was it the Twins or Hermione?

I would not want to be a Hogwarts Professor after this.

oh my God so many references

Actually Professor Trelawny wasn't hired until she made the prophecy about harry, so the marauders would not have been able to prank her

Thanks for the laughs :D

I LOVE this page I could not stop laughing thanks I was having a crappy day my boss is an ass and this just cheered me up. Thank you

I thought I would die of laughter reading the list!

You are brilliant just absolutely brilliant need I say more

What the actual fuck I literally had to hold my breath so I didn't laugh out loud in class

i made it all the way to 85 before i had to stop because i was laughing so hard i started to cry

Oh my godd. I can't breath... Oh my god. This was hilarious. I'm looking forward to more if you ever get around to updating...

LOL WTH HAHAHAHAHHAHA This is so freaking random. Loved it!

Hahahahahahahah please hahahha finishi this. This is so funny that any time I read it by the end I am gasping for air and crying tears plus holding my sides that my rids hurt. But I guess it did not help while reading this I was watching invader zim and zim kept saying my alien oragins and my splin .

my god poor severus. but i understand his plight. i have a can of coke threatening me on a daily basis. it's always just out of reach though...
i liked chapter eight. poor sirius. do you really mean for severus and lucius and harry to get together? cause you've been hinting about it very strongly.