Adrift is Harry, isn't it? and Shy is plainly Neville.

Aaaaggghhhh! Wait ... don't end it there! I was fully invested! So goodwish it were longer

D’aww... it started out hilarious, but then gradually became more and more heartwarming. I think I recognise some characters in there! Adrift, Harry. Shy? Neville. Wet Blanket Brother... might be the twins, but kind of sounds OOC for them, hmm...

Thing is, it’s just perfect! His brutal honesty works wonders here. And deep down, he starts to find a meaning to this job, as silly as it might seem. Hehe, nice!

This was a fantastically funny story!

I loved it, beautiful idea, well written and how you ended it was good. Not PURE fluff, but not depressing

Oh I LOVE this. It's brilliant. It captures his character wonderfully! I wish there was more, I would have loved to know what he told "Adrift" Great job!

Oh, I wish this was longer!

Absolutely brilliant! XD

aww wowww. this is lovely, really! i loved the last part. it made me a little sad inside. then it made me smile though. :D

I've read a lot of oddball HP fics in my day. Two that come to mind are "Draco Malfoy...The Amazing Bouncing Rat" (where Draco gets his comeuppance by being turned into a rat by an unexpected source and actually befriends Hermione) and "Suds" (where one too many spells turn the Weasley's washing machine into a snarling beast and Arthur and Percy have to chase it through the woods before it reaches the Muggle town of Ottery St. Catchpole. Both are HIGHLY recommended btw, look them up. I'm pleased to say that Snape answering "Dear Abby" letters at the Quibblers falls nicely into the category of an oddball concept. I like very much.

Wonderful!

funny and great...

Snape is such a snarky character, and in-character in your story. It worried me for half a moment when he was writing the first letters, but the scathing comments he made were excellent.

Choosing to end with that letter-though the 'one accomplishment' isn't applicable-touched me in a similar way as it did Snape. Your contemplating Snape is excellent. Great job!

You, sir/madam (I think it's the latter, but I never assume), are awesome. A more effective character piece on Severus Snape I have never seen.

Very interesting and a good personality for Snape. I liked it!

Great idea, I really liked the story.

I've just got a couple of questions, regarding the letter writers.

Number one I'm not sure about is it Ron Weasley?

I'm also not sure about three, Draco Malfoy's wife? Or Narcissa?

Completely in the dark about four and six.

Would love to know who you had in mind while writing these.

Also, I loved the parelling of Severus and Harry.