Reviews for Ask a Pirate!
Willabeth4122 chapter 4 . 11/8/2014
Will actually has played a drinking game! Orlando Bloom plays Will and Legolas in Lord of the Rings. In Lord of the Rings Legolas does play a drinking game with Gimli the dwarf. And LOTR came out first so he kind of did play a drinking game! :)
qwertyuiop678 chapter 17 . 6/16/2011
Okay, several questions here for various characters:

1. Davy Jones- Have any of your crew or yourself been viciously attacked by seafood lovers?

2. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Pirate Lord of the Caribbean-YOU'RE FRICKKEN AWESOME! Just so you know *wink* How did Wikipedia know you have the poem Desiderata tattooed on your back? You can't even read it in AWE. Also, who cares if your breath stinks? Think of it as dragon breath. I LOVE your ship, it looks so mystic. And the theme that plays whenever it shows up.

3. Will Turner- Have you ever been fired at because Jack yelled, "Fire at will!" when you were nearby?

4. Elizabeth Swann- Are you Pirate King and Pirate Lord of Singapore? Or did you choose a different region when Sao Feng gave you that title?

5. CAPTAIN Teague- Are the titles of Pirate Lord hereditary, or do they get to pick the region? Just wondering, because you were Pirate Lord of Madagascar while Jack is currently Pirate lord of the Caribbean Sea. One more: Is your name Grant or Edward Teague?

6. Hector Barbossa- Why is your monkey undead and why does your hat look like something some lady would wear to a garden party? BTW, Jack's hat looks more authentic and is TOTALLY bigger than yours, despite appearances. I do like your impromptu speeches, I'll give you that.

7. James Norrington- I don't really like you, but you don't look much like ice cream to me. You almost never change throughout the series. I mean your officer look, not the drunk pirate wannabe look.

Beckett- Are you a Munchkin? Why do you play with action figures and brand Jack just because he had a conscience. (Unlike SOMEONE *glares at Beckett*)

Okay, this review and the questions are a little late, but I liked the story, so I figured "Why not?" You should have a mega episode when all the characters appear at once.
HyperInSugar chapter 17 . 10/24/2009
This one is for Bootstrap: What happened to your character after the end of the Mamma Mia credits?

And this is for my cuddlepoofs Norry: What is going to happen to Lloyd Simcoe in FlashForward? Is he gonna find the happiness you didn't found in the PoTC saga?
shouldierboy chapter 3 . 8/12/2009
im sorry but not to burst your bubble but jack stole a gem or ruby from a lady in asia and bought his hat with it
Mahersal chapter 1 . 8/12/2009
This is for Jack: Have you EVER had a sucessful relationship?
TheMarshmaloWizardGhostCookie chapter 16 . 3/25/2008
WAIT! ANGEL! BEFORE YOU READ THE QUESTION FROM iflameyourstories, USE MY NAME! THAT WAS MY BEST FRIENDS COMPUTER AND I FORGOT TO LOG HER OUT! GAH! SO iflameyourstories IS REALLY ! THANK YOU! ps. this is NOT a comment for the show!
iFLAMEyourSTORIES chapter 16 . 3/25/2008
TO Will,

i just want to say that you are my favorite character..EVER! my cell phone background is a picture of you! as for the question, what are your feelings towards your son? could we bring him on the show? I LOVE YOU! BYE!

THIS IS NOT A QUESTION FOR THE SHOW~(Angel, can i be in the show? like as a crazed fangirl who runs on stage and kisses Will? please? i'll give everyone a cookie!)
TATheSunTwin chapter 16 . 3/16/2008
Here's my questions,

Tia Dalma: That was so cool when you cause the storms and etc during the final battle.

Davy: Remember when the crazy man who was about to destroy the rum?

what was your reaction to that.

Tia Dalmaa and Davy: Do you two forgive each other at the end of the movie?

Davy: Don't EVER go to seafood places trust me it's for your own and crews good.

Tia Dalma and Davy: You guys rock!
jaspersnewalice chapter 16 . 2/19/2008
I'd like to start be saying "Hi all!"

Tia Dalma: Have you ever met a vampire? What's it like to be a Goddess? And what the heck where you saying at the end of the third movie...?

Davy: You're really creepy...but i still like you!

Liz: Do you play any instruments? Are you good?

Will: What the heck, man? Why are you such a freak?(Like,not in a bad way...but still...)Also, will you teach me to swordfight?

Jack: What the heck was up with you abandoning me to Beckett (in the video game)? You just totally ditched me on a sinking ship, and i got arrested trying to swim to Tortuga! I hope you realize I'm Sparrow-hunting now...(in other words, you have a a ten-second head start. you may want to run)

To all: Have you ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? What characters would you like to play if you had the chance? Besides Liz and Will, any of you have kids?
Miss SparrowGirl chapter 16 . 2/17/2008
Captain Jack Sparrow's Question's

Hi! WHen's your birthday? Cause I really have the need to celebrate your birthday (and my friends think I'm crazy for this... eh..) Oh and my friend's hate you... could you kill the ones that do? Cause I'm getting mad at them for when they make fun of you...

Oh, and I want to be first mate on the Pearl. And it's a good idea cause I can swordfight (have been since I was... well.. VERY little like 3ish), I know how to work a pistol, shotgun, and other guns.. :) I also learn things quickly :) And I just plain love sailing (in fact when I was little people thoguht I Was a pirate coz I was the only one to stay upright :) hehe)Thanks! Oh and I'm in the audience so... I was wondering if I could go up and hug you. :)

Will's Question's

I'd like to say that I don't think you're a eunuch (so Jack STOP calling him that.. I think you should coz I'm probably better at you in swordfighting) And I've seen POTC 3 and was wondering, do you like sailing the seas as Captain of the Flying Dutchman (AKA the big alligator machine)?

Elizabeth's Questions

Hey, BTW I'm not going to insult you like evryone else... (Angel, Jack, and Audience PLZPLZPLZPLZ Stop insulting her, What has she done to you? Besides Jack!) Anyways, I think you should just give up the ladylike act, coz you're a really good pirate, BTW loved the weding gown in the second movie. And why don't you become a pirate? You're already a Pirate King.. ER.. Queen.. Princess? Eh... bugger.. whatever.. That's all
C.J.Black chapter 15 . 1/30/2008
btw, i forgot to add, i wanna see sweeney todd too, and johnny depp is totally hot when he sings, i was watching the commercial, and i was like,"holy c**p, he can sing too!", it was so cool, now i put some of the funny songs on my ipod.

Jack: in the first movie, you didnt seem to know the yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me song, how come, you ARE a pirate, ofter all.

okay, im done, ill give other people a chance now...
C.J.Black chapter 16 . 1/30/2008
hey!okay, ill sit on will's lap, and i have a couple of things to say for the people!

Jack: im not obsessed, it's just, i had the original poster dof ra long time, but my dog ripped it when she was teething as a puppy and i got 15 dollars for doing something so i borrowed 5 dollars from my mom and bought the poster, and i have a guitar now!yay!do you play?

elizabeth: I've decided that i have matured and will never ever throw tomatoes at people again, however, i stick with angel on what's is funny when someone teases you or makes fun of you.

Davy: i was wondering, in pirates 3, your voice is all,like, scootish squidy, but when tia turned you human, your voice changed to what sounded like a frail old man, and right before you fell off the ship at the end.

Tia: i like the name tia dalma better than calypso, do you? and what is with all the crabs?seriously, and how come you got so big at the end, was there a point to that?

Will: hey!how's it going, and tell elizabeth that shes a perv if she's thinking such dirty thoughts on Angel's perfectly respectable show. we say the word object and immedeately she goes, that sounds . and will you teach me to swordfight? im already a good archer, so if i can swordfight, ill be awesome!and i could teach fencing. btw, i think that mrspatrickdempsey is a little harsh to you, but everyone has to have someone to hate, right? it's only human.

Angel:hey huney!love the show, and ive got a question for you. if you could be a pirate, or an actress or the next american idol, which would you be, and why?btw, rum for jack, new sword for will, new dress for elizabeth since i feel bad i almost ruined the other one, and a magic wand for tia, and what does davy want? i cant think of anything, but if you tell me ill get it to him!and tell sandra thanks for hugh laurie and paul walker!
mrspatrickdempsey chapter 16 . 1/28/2008
Everyone: What do you think of the Writer's strike that is going on? I personally think they should just get paid more so we can have our shows back on TV... I miss them so...

Angel: I hope you can go see Sweeney Todd, it was really good in my opinion. Plus watching Johnny Depp singing is insanely hot...:P lol Anyway, your still doing a great job and thank you for letting me mess with Will with my questions :P

Will: What hapened after your dad cut out you heart and the Dutchman went down?

Will: (again..) (Evil laugh) Did you honestly think that I would let you off scotch free without a mean question? Come on, don't you know me by now? LOL Okay, if you had to choose one of the following to do for 24 hours, which would you choose?

A) Run on a tredmill none stop, even though you would probably die from exhastion, but too bad:p B) Watch the scenes in all the movies that Elizabeth kisses other men over and over again in. C)Both at the same time. XD

Tia: How did you meet Davy Jones and when did you fall in love with him? Do you still love him now?

Davy: When did you fall in love with Tia? Do you still love her now? What was running through your mind when Jack asked you to raise the Wicked Wench/Black Pearl from the depths? Why are you so cruel to the innocent men that die at sea? Come on, I mean they just DIED without their families with them, don't you think that's depressing and cruel enough...

Jack: Too what extent did you relationship with Tia get too? What were you doing during the ten years after Barbossa had taken your ship.

Wow I asked alot of questions...
Stardustalix chapter 16 . 1/27/2008
Heh heh...more questions...or comments...whatever...

Jack: Have you ever been on YouTube and seen the "I've Got A Jar of Dirt remix"? It's fun stuff. OH! And there's another video remix of your famous "Why is the rum gone?" line. It's so funny! You should definitely check it out!

Will: Have you ever met a guy named Legolas? Just curious... oh and *hug* You look like you need a hug...especially during the third movie...

Liz: You still tick me off sometimes, but right now, I'm not in as much as a "I hate Elizabeth" mood...So...If you had a daughter, what you name her?

Can I give Norrington a hug? Please? Even though he's not supposed to come next episode? Please? With chocolate?

What about having Beckett? Did we already have Beckett? I can't remember...
BrownEyedCuriousity chapter 7 . 1/27/2008
ohh yeah forgot to add to that other one we do have the same interest the sea, treasure,all those goodie!but i have another one but its for will:what do you think of jack and barbossa calling you a whelp? idk if that has been asked already but jack is 500X hotter than you and elizabeth shoulda choose jack!
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