Oh my god this is freaking epic 3333

I was literally lmfao at the Sawyer - Pickett - Kate convo :'))

PICKETT: Time to go haul rocks around for no apparent reason.

SAWYER: Hey, look over here! I'm fulfilling my quota of gratuitous shirtless screentime for the episode.

PICKETT: Also, I hate Sawyer.

KATE: I don't wanna haul rocks today.

PICKETT: Too bad, let's go. Also, I hate Sawyer.

KATE: Hey, wait a second! If Sawyer doesn't have to haul rocks today, then I'm not gonna haul rocks either!

PICKETT: Sawyer gets a day off. Because I am secretly planning to sneak back here and murder him. Also, I hate him.

KATE: He gets a day off?

PICKETT: Well, death waits at the end of it, but yes.

KATE: Not fair!

PICKETT: Fine. He can come haul rocks today, and I'll murder him some other time. Also, I hate him.

SAWYER: Dammit, Kate, I almost got a day off. What'd you have to screw it up for?

Pickett LEADS Sawyer from his CAGE.

PICKETT: Daggers. I am glaring daggers of extremely extreme prejudice at you. Also, I hate you.

"Also, I hate you." Epic. Frickin'. Epic.

Had to review, because I loved the Firefly references. As a Firefly fan and a Lost fan, this story was awesome.

wow. that was HILARIOUS! i was laughing so hard it hurt! please make many many more!

i'm sorry, the 'trash' bit. (i tried to submit this under a chapter 3 review, but it wouldn't let me :-( )

bwahahahahaha! i love the 'our mrs. reynolds' bit. :-D when i saw nathan fillion show his pretty face on this show, i gave a little shriek of joy. (firefly and lost are MY favorite shows TOO!) also, the bit about the reavers was priceless.

i think you did a really good job with this. do more!:-D :-D

Holy mother of all parodies! This was so fantastic, my dog came in and wanted to know what I had been laughing at! This episode especially is so easy to make fun of.

LOL that was hilarious! And YES, she HAS picked Sawyer! SHE HAS! Ahem, anyway, I'm off to read your Season 1 story like this, can't wait! Awesome,this kicked ass. Well done!

"EKO: I’m dead."

LOL.

OH WOW that was awsome. I had to try so hard not to laugh because I am my homework. Cough*not*cough

hello. of course i just had to read this after finishing your season 1 fic. which means i have officially failed that math class. whatever cause this fic rocks!

i would type in every single one of my fave lines but that would be practially the whole thing and you wrote it so you probably know it better than me in the first place. but here are some parts that i found to be amazingly beyond kick-ass.

1. the whole taco scene

2. AUDIENCE: Wait, wait, wait…what happened to Locke and Sayid’s mysterious detour?

LOCKE: Eko, I just had to go find your Jesus stick to use as your grave marker.

AUDIENCE: …

LOCKE: We thought it was important enough to mislead the viewers with and make them think we were actually going to do something.

AUDIENCE: So much for anything exciting happening in this episode.

yeah. that pissed me off. stupid boring stick thing.

3. every time someone called ben benry

#1: Quick, we’ve gotta find some way to distract the audience from the supreme ridiculousness of this staying-in-the-cage plot point!

WRITER #2: Okay. Look, something shiny!

WRITER #3: No, how about this… Look, something naked!

hahahahahahaha endlessly laughing my butt off. along with the miraculously hairless armpits.

and this: KATE: We’re still here!

AUDIENCE: Idiots!

WRITERS: It’s supposed to be symbolic because Kate’s finally stopped running! Have you no literary soul?

AUDIENCE: Screw this, we’re watching American Idol.

was just amazing.

anyway i'll shut up now. one question: are you gonna do more season 3?

~bluebird

Definitely reading the other one of your parodies, this one cracked me up! I loved the whole Benry thing. By the way, a Charlie action figure? I WANT!

You are hilarious my friend! I wish you could have seen the crazy looks I was getting from my folks as I read this, just laughing my ass off. Well done! I especially loved the parts with Jack, you write that moron so well! Good for you! Keep it up yes? x

Hilarious! I love your humour. Great job.

I freaking love your humor! I was definitely laughing out loud at my comp. I can't get enough of it!