Ugh. I just imagine what was running through his thoughts on that

Oh hunny that’s me on a regular basis.
I’m ALWAYS tired. Always. I’m sick of it. I hate it just like I hate people and hate life. I just don’t CARE anymore. God I hate these days.

More than probably yeah. What did you THINK was going to happen?

After reading another story and calming myself down this is quite amusing XD
...shit
Lmao this is hilarious. She acting like a younger version of Harley

Wait-... what?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT IT CANT END HERE! I really hope you continue with more until the end because this is getting to the best part I know it and I really want to know what happens. I’m sorry that something bad happened and hope it’s all good now :)

You and me both sister. Oooh this song is good it’s calming me down

And there it is. I was waiting for that one. You son of a bitch I CANT BELIEVE- no wait I can believe that

Same. I don’t get. She ain’t at all like him. But I would have looked in the file. EXACTLY THANK YOU! She ain’t even HALF his age

WE- wh... He jus-! HE KILLED HIMSELF WHAT THE SHIT?!
Oh he’s alive phew. Ish. I need to listen to more relaxing music

YES DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT! Think of everything he did to you and then kill him!

Finally jeez I was wondering when you were gonna do that

I would have taken the black door a long time ago. Hell seems more inviting then earth.

What a fucking asshole. Excited for next chapter

*stifles laughter* wow never would have pegged him as that kind of guy XD

WHAT THE F- *inhales deeply in announce and disbelief* IF YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HER THEN WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF ALL THIS?!

“Finest”? What “finest”? The police are useless

Oh... my... GOD! WHY DONT THEY PUT A TRACKING DEVICE ON HIS DAMN CARS?!

Oh jeez I hope not XD

So glad I saw that episode. One of my favorites

FUCKING HELL GODDAMNIT I HATE THIS GUY I SWEAR TO SATAN I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY THEN TORTURE HIM MORE WHEN I GET TO HELL!

IM SO EXCITED AND IMPATIENT TO KEEP READING IM GOING TO EXPLODE

Right because the police are so HELPFUL. They’re more useless then the Rune Knights in Fiore and that’s saying something
He’s heard if a mask before right?

That’s what I want to know

Well ya gotta hand it to Joker. He gave them quick deaths. That’s all I ask for
Wooooow. And I thought Starfire was a terrible shot

Well I do love me the sight of blood XD

*nods slowly at point made earlier* see? You morons he wore a mask. Smh welcome to the fucking 21st century people

*backs away slowly* cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe FUCK WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? I hate when they say shit like that. It makes it so awkward
Riiight. Now I see it. Huh no wonder

Um... *scratches head* partially

I thought this was great. Sorry about the life troubles

Dude ever hear the saying “there are worse things than death”? They ain’t exaggerating

Yeah well at least he’s closer in AGE then you you jackass

I hate the tv right now. ITS MOCKING ME :’(

Oh this is getting so GOOD HOLY SHIT
YOU GO GIRL TELL HIM OFF
FUCK TO THE YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT THANK YOU! ITS CALLED FUCKING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHA SHE SAID IT
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand she’s back. Fuck. TELL HIM OFF GRAB A KNIFE OR SOMETHING. You are in a warehouse full of weapons
FUCK YES SHE GRABBED A KNIFE NICE JOB KILL HIM STAB HIM COME ONE GIRL DO IT YAAAAAAY
Cool she freaked out Joker by backfiring his plans XD
Fuck. XACK KEEP IT TOGETHER AND GET THAT KNIFE BACK. It’s gonna come back to haunt you

*facepalms repeatedly* oh lord

So far I am loving that bold text. This is getting so gooooood I’m excited :)

She loses more water than a sprinkler

Lmao XDDDDD WHAT? Did he really say that? XD

I swear these two are driving me more crazy than I usually am

Oh m- YOU JUST REALIZED THAT?! Boy you are STUPID. She’s fucking 19 and you got to be somewhere around 30 AT LEAST. Whoever would have thought a genius could be a complete moron

Wha da- lmao XDDD wow Joker sure knows how to make a girl feel good about herself

I dunno why but I picture Dr. Bagley as Jellal from Fairy Tail in a lab coat

There we go. Xack is finally having fun with Joker.

I hate the human brain.

Well NO SHIT. HES THE ONE WHO KIDNAPPED HER STUPID. I thought Bruce was smart

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCK FUCK FUCK COME ON MAN oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god shiiiiit

Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that

Okay now I see why Joker thinks it’s lame

I like Kenny. How the hell did he get roped into Joker’s henchman?

I hope at some point Xack gets used to being around Joker and his lifestyle ‘cause It’ll be a lot more exciting to see that I admit. But this is still really good.

Oh fuck did I HATE those movies. Tom Holland was a much better Spider-Man. And I ain’t saying that because he’s adorable

YOURE MOCKING ME! Everyone is mocking me. Fuck

Ikr? XD

Oh lord
She’s a freaking idiot.

Wouldn’t she have figured out by now that Punch and Judy are “mute”?

OH MY GOD ITS SO BAD ITS FUNNY XDDDDD lmao I do not like that song. But currently I am listening to an hour long loop of a song from a horror game. I just could never like the song. Ain’t my style and I listen to EVERYTHING

It’s funny that she calls Harley a bimbo XD

Where the fuck are Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger when you need them?! DID HE JUST ACCUSE HER OF MASTURBATING?! I need a bomb or a tank or nuclear bomb. YES even better
She’s older than me and even ı know what that means. AND I DONT KNOW ANYTHING

Imma bitch slap them both smh lmao

I hate horny teenagers XD
*scans with critical eye* now correct me if I’m wrong (which I always fucking am), but ain’t Xack the paranoid one about all this?
OOF REJECTED! For a second I forgot this was a kid show and was like “i feel like something is wrong here-...riiiiiiight that’s it XD”
Me and you both sister. It’s called “asexual” tho with you I can’t tell. More for you it’s.. i guess... whats the word?... patience. That’s it. No wonder. I don’t have patience
His pun is not appropriated. I hate puns.
This is the weirdest argument I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been in a LOT of arguments. Mostly because I start them XD

Oh sHiT this is getting good

She’s a moron sometimes XD

I do not doubt that

‘Course not stupid. You don’t like hurting people. Plus you don’t like having fun or anything. Well- kinda. You just need to relax more

It’s funny ‘cause on the test to see what my Harry Potter animal side kick test would be I got a Hyena. I love it

Oop aaaaaand he’s got a new venom. Terrific XD

ATARI 2600! That’s what they had in Ready Player One. THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES! I want to watch that now. I feels sad

Cringe factor has reached lvl 10, oh it’s higher! Reaching lvl 53- oh it’s at 100! Ladies and gentlemen it’s reached a million! XD im sorry I can’t handle the cringe. I cringe at awkwardness

I hate both those reasons

AYE ITS FUTURERAMA I LOVE THAT SHOW! The Devil Robot is fuckin hilarious
I remember that episode. Too dramatic. Fry should’ve just learned how to play the damn instrument on his own

Glad I ain’t ticklish XD

After just watching Joker and realizing how depressing it is (like me) then reading this it’s like “how does THIS dude turn into THAT dude?”

Are they playing Slenderman? I never played myself but I know you have to get paper or something. I think one of the only things I’m scared of is horror games. Never know what’s gonna happen. But I ain’t a big gamer in general
Yep called it. The movie didn’t turn out the way I thought it would. Kinda disappointed but I’m glad the “bad guy” won for a change.

GOD DAMNIT HES SINGING I hate when he sings it’s so weird hearing his voice like that. Glad he only sang like once or twice.

Dude I stick to myself and I’m pretty behind on some things but even ı know that song. Not that I listen to it

Imma bitch slap him
‘Xcuse me gotta get me rifle

Holy fuck they really ARE almost complete opposites. I much prefer Xack’s music. Joker’s is funny to listen to but it’s so... I need a word.
Anyways I enjoyed this and it’s funny when the goons and Xack are playing games. They should do it more often XD :)

Dude you ARE on TV XDDD

Dude you know Joker better than anyone. You should know he would have done something like this

JUST FUCK HER ALREADY. this is getting annoying we can all see how much you want to

He should have thrown one of his ice bombs at the front of the car

KILL HIM YES he ruined your life. This is why I keep saying Harley’s too good for him

XD lmao that’s hilarious
Same here XD

I hate candles. All they are is a nuisance

Oh my god she’s jealous. I can’t believe it. *inhales deeply* boi. WHAT?
If only I could punch some sense into you smh

Oh my god that’s hilarious XDDDDD

Oh man. Oh hell SHIT wrong advice Harley
Xack is so royally fucked. I honestly would’ve taken option number three. The ṠҺѦЯǷ option

Great chapter! :)

I think I prefer Joker’s version of the straight jacket then his main outfit

Relax he’s fine... I hope
Nope damnit

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! Keep running idiot! At least walk or hide! If you get caught now his death will be for nothing

Oh ṠҺIṬ oh my god oh my god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god I hate suspense shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
I am so fucking pissed right now. CANT SHE JUST GET A BREAK ȎṄĊЄ?! I want to cryyyyyyy poor Xack. This is fucking frustrating and annoying and I just want to scream. GET OUT OF THERE

Joker has the strangest taste in music XDDDDD lmao
It’s so weird I don’t like it XD

DAMNIT! Why is it when he FINALLY kills someone it’s someone I DONT want him to kill? Fuuuuuck

What a fucking asshole. He’s so infuriating I can’t believe it.
There are some points I want to scream. Some points I want to throw my phone. Some points I want to laugh. Right now I want to set my phone down. BUT I HAVTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. I hate being a curious cat. WHY IS THIS STORY SO GOOD?!

I knew it I FUCKING KNEW IT. He’s gonna make her do something. He was too calm when he found out she could hypnotize people in the last chapter. Too happy. This is sooooo bad. Something awful is gonna happen I know it. Shiiiit

I can’t believe she asked that

Wait hold up. So a psycho killer clown that plays mind games is on the loose and they never ONCE considered looking at old abandoned warehouses to see if he was there? *facepalm* and I thought MY generation was stupid.

FUCK fuck fuck I goddamn knew it. I HATE being right

YES HAHAHAHAHA HARLEY IS FINALLY COMING YAY
Can’t wait to see what happens :) hope things are going well

It said the first two things she noticed and I just knew she wasn’t gonna be in her normal clothes. I really hate being right

Wait it’s already been a day? *ignoes everything else going on and gets confused on time*

Ooh Harley’s gonna be pissed when she finds out Xack is wearing her outfit XD

What an ass. Im still surprised how well you keep everyone in character for the most part

OH MY GOD HES BLUSHING?! Quick someone call Hell

Oh great she’s trying to flirt her way out. ‘Xcuse me I gotta get into my cringe proof room.
Hypnosis? Never would have guessed

I never realized what a creep Joker could be. That’s it I’m watching Joker and Dark Knight sometime today. Probably Suicide Squad and Birds of Prey too

RUN RUN RUN GIRL AND DONT LOOK BACK GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG GOOOOOOOOOO

NO DONT KILL GREG! He was nice

Uh oh. Don’t like where this going. Why didn’t she try and hypnotize Joker before? Maybe he’s too much of a wack for that
I liked this chapter

I don’t like playing horror games. I prefer watching horror movies and reading books- not that they scare me anyways

Just get the damn knife already

GOD DAMNIT JOKER I SAID IF YOU KILLED A CAT I WOULD SLAUGHTER YOU! YOU FUCKER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! :’( cats are precious *cries*
Oh phew it’s a stuffed animal. DONT DO THAT YOU ASS doesn’t make it any better :’(

*inhales deeply* damn pedo

OH my ɢȎԀ! Out of all the-! I need a knife. Or gun OR BOTH DUDE YOU CANT JUST- and he says he ain’t a pervert smh
Honestly with the way he’s acting I should have figured that sooner or later

She has the worst sense of hiding. YOU DONT LOOK OUT YOU STAY PUT FOR FIVE MINUTES AND STAY CAUTIOUS

Dude you need to do what the song says and ‘Let Her Go’

Nah I love just them. I get impatient when it’s anyone else XD

That title made me straight up laugh XD

Uh- oh shit
Finally Barb and Xack get to meet

How is it possible that almost all of SpongeBob’s voice actors look like pedos? I can’t believe he was played by a female a few times

DAMNIT I KNEW IT

Oh fuck you have got to be FUCKING me right now. HOW?! Oh my go-

YAAAAAAAAY. I hate life. I’m so excited to see what happens :)