Naked Quodditch? Purple warthogs? JERRY SPRINGER?
Ohhhh, the humanities!

Kid, you got ISSUES. Serious, Sirius ISSUES!

This is, without doubt, the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

I love it.

I read this before but it was so long ago I really could only remember it as I read it again. Loved it!

Enjoyed the story thanks.

Intriguing and (well enough written in my opinion) a very good story. I like it, I like it a lot! It seems to be meshing the realities quite well, and I can hardly wait (but I will) to see where it all goes. I do know this, when someone who is not the creator of a character, writes about them, it is to have them do something that the creator doesn't want to or didn't think of. I know that I always think of my favorite characters doing things, I have never read of in books or seen them doing in movies. I think it is fantastic that others (here in "FanFiction") are actually writing their stories of what they want them to do in a "What If" world. For those who complain that the characters would not do this or that, forget them. You need to write this first for yourself, and then for the rest of us who do enjoy your take on what just might, could, should, would and probability (if a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't bump the ground nearly so often) can happen. I do know this as well, I am enjoying it and will follow it as long as you will write it. Also, do NOT feel pushed to post, sometimes the words and thoughts just flow and sometimes you have to cogitate for a bit. Just learn to let them grow at their own pace and those of us who appreciate them will be here to read them when they are posted.

Thank you so much for sharing.

A very interesting start to what promises to be a really good story. I have read quite a number of "FanFiction" stories, and many have been good. It looks like it will likely take a few chapters to get all your main characters and store line fleshed out, but with the hints provided I like where I see this going.

Thanks for sharing!

This was all...so beautiful

What a hoot! Thanks so much

Haha, dont throw stones at meth labs, so true! crack story, awesome!

The part about the stone and the unforseen consequences reminds me of final destination for some reason

Bloody hysterical! I laffed my arse off! Too bad HM ER II didn't haul Fudgsicle in "for a talk"! I'dve paid to've been a fly on the wall for THAT! Or a beetle on the wall?
Whatever...!

A/N: "... Fudge becomes the next Dark Lord, can you see the comedic value in that?

It makes about as much sense as Fudge having been the prior Minister. You even had him admitting to Cresswell that he wasn't "detail-oriented."

How can one hope to be an effective Evil Overlord without being detail-oriented? Honestly!

By the by, while I am enjoying this little palate cleanser a longer story in a similar vein is available from Rohrshach's Blot as "Larceny, Lechery and Luna Lovegood!" I honestly cannot go a year without rereading it. This little gem of yours particularly reminded of its portrayal of Fudge's reelection campain againt Fred Weasley, the Dork Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord Ron Jeremy (a.k.a. Ron Weasley) and an undercover DMLE Tentacle Monster named "Tim." See the resemblence?

I enjoyed reading about Minister Black.

“Goblins are evil: bake them into pies,” former minister Fudge says.

Lol

love the 3rd part...