I keep having to read this because it's way too funny.

This is awesomely hilarious!

80 is my favorite lmao

Looking beneath the underneath, the ninja of Konoha realized the possibilities here and Anko got to imply there must be no porn of Orochimaru.

After all, *Rule 34 Does Not Apply To Orochimaru* (on penalty of death, I presume).

I'm reading this and imagining Naruto as a jonnin, teaching his padawans all sorts of terrible things. Because they'd totally end up as a scourge upon humanity.

Oh god... it's so beautiful! IM WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES!

I know this list is old and funny as hell, but...some of the things on here MIGHT need a little changing based on the ending of the series...like 97 and 149..

pleeeease make a story from this!
im literaly crying so hard because of the pain from laughing the entire time i was reading the list.

Thank you for this so much!I love it!

Man this was so fucking hilarious. Good job man, ja ne

Funny ass hell should make more now that the series is over

151. Any Dragon Ball related techniques are not to be talked or compared to naruto's

151. if naruto's there

Naruto if he did it with shion is not illegal but ill-advised

152. if Hinata or Sakura is with him

153. Asking Sasuke if he's gay is ill-advised

153.a. Especially if Sakura or hes fan girls are close

I laughed so hard I cried, thanks for throwing this together!

I love the number 47 and I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.
Thank you for this.

brilliant absolutely brilliant