Aimee reminds me of Amy Rose

ScrCew that Soren x Aimne

Oh... My... Freaking... Gosh...
I loved it! That was easily the greatest FE FF I've ever read, you may have noticed I started following you and thoroughly intend on reading more of your work!
Again, I reeeeaaally loved it! :D

OIAI

I laughed. I admit it.

My headcanon and no one or thing has ever managed to change it is that Ike is either asexual or into a dark horse. Who would've ever thought that Sigrun would've won Ike's heart? *insert osum face*

But in all honesty, this is the first and likely only asexual Ike fic I will ever read because everyone thinks Ike's gay, for whatever reason.

P.S: If not Sigrun, Lucia. If not Lucia, Mia. If not Mia, Titania.

Lol! "Canon, as the townspeople say!"
You did a really good job of sneaking that line in there hahaha!

Man, that had me laughing to hard you have no idea!

I especially liked the end with the whole conspiracy theory xD

For the first time ever, I pity Ike - but I'm doing it by laughing a lot. For some reason Aimee's endless chase after Ike never gets old.

I guess the one I should pity is Aimee, as she never gets any - not that I think she should, especially after the wyvern milk episode. Just, no.

The funniest thing, to me, is that Ike stays relatively in character according to the fic I'm used to seeing him featured in around here - in the sense that he's completely clueless about women, conversational subtlety, and Aimee. Even Soren. (I guess that's not far off from canon.) You fit every cliche about Ike pairing fic into one package. The Shinon rumor was a nice touch. And yet somehow, you managed to fit in a serious Ike/Soren undertone, or maybe it's just me; after all, the person he goes to for help first (and second) is Soren, and then you wrote in the bedroom scene (:D). That, by the way, was an adorable image.

My favorite moment was probably the first scene, from "I have a girlfriend. In... Begnion" to Soren's first suggestion, because it's the first exaggeration, you could say, and also the best. The following scenes are more obviously poking fun, while the first is slightly more subtle. Or, at the very least it's the first punch, and therefore the funniest. The rest of the fic carries it well, though, and it was a lot of fun to read!

But- and I'm writing this part a day later - after letting the fic sit and then going over it again, I have to conclude that's not really it either. Maybe I happen to find twitching extremely funny thanks to years of anime and its exaggerated, twitching eyebrows of rage. In any case, I love the story.

*Bursts out laughing* Poor Ike! I'm glad someone wrote him not completely in love with someone else...

I like the ways he tries to fight gossip and just ends up adding to it instead!

The title itself made me giggle for that matter.

Well written. Good read.

Hilarious. XD Can't which was my favorite part. I loved all of it.

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I died.

This is the ebst FE crackfic EVER.

have a fave

lol awsome story, thanks for writing it! Soren x Ike forever!

That's good. I really like it. You match the characters personalitys very well. Great job :) Keep it up.

Dear god, you had me laughing the entire time. And I still don't see Ike/Soren, though I guess I can get why so many others do, but...ahahaha, poor kid. This was completely spot-on as a parody, and absolutely hilarious. The characterizations all worked as well. Great job. XD

I love vauge fandom poking!

Ike/Elincia has a camp? Huh, I always figured it more as a few stubborn mutterings. More so now than ever, after GoD's "NU ENDING YOU U" bit with that pairing. And you're perfectly well allowed to maim your own OTP in the name of art, it's called artistic bullshi-I mean, license. Everybody has always pointed out the brilliant lines, so I'll just add the 'style of masquerading laguz' bit wins, but that might be because Ammy and I have spent far too much time discussing laguz disguise fashion. Goldoa's main export, we figure. Don't ask, or I'll have to explain Deghinsea's mustache as well, and nobody wants that. But the crack was good, I always prefer it to the angst. And you're not as bad at it as you think!~