Cool fan fiction story; I like that there are others who remember the Raccoons cartoon series rather fondly as well.

I remember watching that series either on Disney Channel in either the late 1980s or early 1990s, or on CBC out of Vancouver, B.C.(as our local cable TV systems carry the CBC station from Vancouver).

Nice story so far (mirror mirror on the wall who's the richest of them all) that made me laugh.